Guard Dunham Quotes in The Longest Yard (2005)

Guard Dunham: [after breaking off a long run, storms up to Megget] That's how a white man runs the football!

Earl Megget: Man, you lucky I ain't on defense. I'd crack you in that egg-ass head of yours!

Guard Dunham: Yeah, but you ain't on defense. Are ya, bitch?

Earl Megget: Switowski! Come here!

[he comes running over]

Earl Megget: You know what he said in the library?

[whispers to Switowski about Dunham calling Malcolm X then "N word", as Switowski's eyes about pop out of his head]

Earl Megget: Yes. Him. Out!

Switowski: [Destroys Dunham with a huge hit on the next play. Everyone gathers around to look at Dunham and sniffs] I think I made-ed him shit himself.

Coach Nate Scarborough: I think he just shit himself.

All Sportswriters: I think he just shit himself.

Stretcher Guy: Good lord, this guy shit himself big time!

Switowski: [jumps up and down celebrating] See! I told you i made-ed him shit himself!

Earl Megget: [as Dunmham is being carted off the field on a stretcher] I'll be sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp!

Deacon Moss: And some diapers!

Guard Engleheart: Stop booing, people. Both teams are trying very hard.

Guard Dunham: What the hell's wrong with you? Stop acting like a damn cheerleader.

Guard Engleheart: Sportsmanship. Try it.

Guard Dunham: [rock music on in locker room acting like he's playing a guitar] This is how a white man plays a guitar.

Guard Dunham: Does the n-word offend you... nigger?

Earl Megget: No, sir.