Guard Dunham Quotes in The Longest Yard (2005)
Guard Dunham Quotes:
Guard Dunham: [after breaking off a long run, storms up to Megget] That's how a white man runs the football!
Earl Megget: Man, you lucky I ain't on defense. I'd crack you in that egg-ass head of yours!
Guard Dunham: Yeah, but you ain't on defense. Are ya, bitch?
Earl Megget: Switowski! Come here!
[he comes running over]
Earl Megget: You know what he said in the library?
[whispers to Switowski about Dunham calling Malcolm X then "N word", as Switowski's eyes about pop out of his head]
Earl Megget: Yes. Him. Out!
Switowski: [Destroys Dunham with a huge hit on the next play. Everyone gathers around to look at Dunham and sniffs] I think I made-ed him shit himself.
Coach Nate Scarborough: I think he just shit himself.
All Sportswriters: I think he just shit himself.
Stretcher Guy: Good lord, this guy shit himself big time!
Switowski: [jumps up and down celebrating] See! I told you i made-ed him shit himself!
Earl Megget: [as Dunmham is being carted off the field on a stretcher] I'll be sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp!
Deacon Moss: And some diapers!
Guard Engleheart: Stop booing, people. Both teams are trying very hard.
Guard Dunham: What the hell's wrong with you? Stop acting like a damn cheerleader.
Guard Engleheart: Sportsmanship. Try it.
Guard Dunham: [rock music on in locker room acting like he's playing a guitar] This is how a white man plays a guitar.
Guard Dunham: Does the n-word offend you... nigger?
Earl Megget: No, sir.
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Characters on The Longest Yard (2005)
- (prisoners team)
- Cheeseburger Eddy
- Earl Megget
- Coach Nate Scarborough
- All Sportswriters
- Stretcher Guy
- Deacon Moss
- Guard Lambert
- Captain Knauer
- Joey Battle
- Warden Hazen
- Guard Engleheart
- Big Ears Cop
- Big Tony
- Skitchy Rivers
- Baby Face Bob
- Chris Berman
- Ms. Tucker
- Con Transvestite