Guard 1 Quotes in The Incredibles (2004)

Violet: Dash, remember what mom said...

Dash: What?

Guard 1: Hey, stop talking!

[Violet vanishes]

Guard 1: Hold it, freeze!

Violet: Dash, run!

Dash: What?

Violet: Run!

Dash: Oh yeah!

[Takes off at super speed]

Guard 2: What the-? They're Supers!

Guard #1: Where do you think you're going?

Sean Armstrong: I'm looking for Mr. Mason.

Guard #1: Is that so? Get off the bike.

Sean Armstrong: What for?

Guard #1: Just do it, butthead!

Sean Armstrong: Forget it.

Guard #1: Are you deaf or just plain stupid?

Sean Armstrong: No, I've just got a real low tolerance for gorillas in rent-a-cop suits.

Guard #1: Gorillas, huh?

[hits Sean's bike with nightstick]

Sean Armstrong: Shouldn't have done that.

[fights back]

King of Swamp Castle: Guards, make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

Guard #1: Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him.

Guard #2: [hiccups]

King of Swamp Castle: No, no. *Until* I come and get him.

Guard #1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.

King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no. You *stay* in the room, and make sure *he* doesn't leave.

Guard #1: And you'll come and get him.

Guard #2: [hiccups]

King of Swamp Castle: Right.

Guard #1: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.

King of Swamp Castle: No, no. *Leaving* the room.

Guard #1: Leaving the room, yes.

King of Swamp Castle: All right?

Guard #2: [hiccups]

Guard #1: Right. Oh, if, if, if, uh, if, if, uh, if, if, if, we... oh, if... oh...

King of Swamp Castle: Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the room. All right?

Guard #2: [hiccups]

Guard #1: Oh, I remember, uh, can he leave the room with us?

King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no, no, you just keep him in here, and make sure...

Guard #1: Oh yeah, we'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he had to leave, and we were with him...

King of Swamp Castle: No, just keep him in here...

Guard #1: Until you, or anyone else...

King of Swamp Castle: No, not anyone else. Just me.

Guard #1: Just you.

Guard #2: [hiccups]

King of Swamp Castle: Get back.

Guard #1: Get back.

King of Swamp Castle: All right?

Guard #1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.

King of Swamp Castle: And make sure he doesn't leave.

Guard #1: What?

King of Swamp Castle: Make sure he doesn't leave.

Guard #1: The prince?

King of Swamp Castle: Yes, make sure he doesn't leave.

Guard #1: Oh, yes, of course.

[Points at Guard #2]

Guard #1: I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft me I were to guard him when he's a guard.

King of Swamp Castle: Is that clear?

Guard #2: [hiccups]

Guard #1: Oh, quite clear. No problems.

King of Swamp Castle: Right.

[King of Swamp Castle turns to leave the room, both guards follow him]

King of Swamp Castle: Where are you going?

Guard #1: We're coming with you.

King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no. I want you to stay here and make sure *he* doesn't leave.

Guard #1: Oh, I see. Right.

Artie: If there's something you want to do, or someone you really want to be, then the only one standing in your way... is you.

Rumplestiltskin: Me?

Guard #1: Get him, lads!

Guard #1: Who be ye?

Jamal: Who be I? I be stompin' yo ass you put your hand on me one more again!

[after hearing Kim Jong-un fart loudly on Korean TV]

Soldier Watching the Interview: [in Korean] He's no God! He has a butt-hole!

Guard #1: [in Korean] How dare you talk about Supreme Leader that way!

[they fight]

Miles Massey: Your Honor, I call Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy.

Bailiff: Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy.

Guard #1: Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy!

Guard #2: Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy!

Guard #3: Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy!

Freddy Bender: Problem?

Marylin Rexroth: Puffy.

Guard #4: Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy!

Wrigley: Tenzing Norgay.