Grumpy Lady Quotes in Employee of the Month (2006)

Grumpy Lady: [Woman struggling to load a casket onto a cart] Damn! The thing's heavier than it looks.

Zack: Hi, do you need some help with that?

Grumpy Lady: Yes, thank you.

[They get the casket into the cart]

Grumpy Lady: It's for my husband.

Zack: Oh, I'm sorry to hear about that.

Grumpy Lady: Oh, he's not dead. Not yet. It's just too good a deal to pass up.

Zack: Well, do you need some help getting it to your car?

Grumpy Lady: No, thank you. The lazy prick's waiting for me. I'm gonna make him load it.

Zack: Well, good luck murdering your husband.

[Woman laughs]

Zack: If you need my help, holler.

Grumpy Lady: [Woman on her way out of the store] Excuse me.

Dirk: Yes?

Grumpy Lady: That young man is wonderful. I'll be back for sure, just because of him.

Dirk: [Dirk looks at Vince] Oh, that man there? No surprise.

Grumpy Lady: No.

Grumpy Lady: [Woman goes over to Zack] This is the guy. He's a wonderful fella.

Dirk: Well thank you. May I help you find your way to your car?

Grumpy Lady: I know where it is. Idiot.