Groot Quotes in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

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Groot Quotes:

  • [Groot grows a cocoon of branches to cover his friends]

    Rocket Raccoon: No, Groot! You'll die! Why are you doing this? Why?

    [Groot uses a thin branch to wipe away Rocket's tears]

    Groot: We are Groot.

  • Groot: I am Groot.

    Peter Quill: Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?

    Rocket Raccoon: Well he don't know talkin' good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to "I" and "am" and "Groot," exclusively in that order.

    Peter Quill: Well I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud.

  • Drax the Destroyer: I can barely see.

    Groot: [Groot releases glowing spores from his body to light up the way ahead]

    Drax the Destroyer: Where did you learn to do that?

    Peter Quill: I'm pretty sure the answer is: "I am Groot".

    Groot: [Groot nods "yes" to Peter]

  • Rocket Raccoon: But Quill, beating Ronan... it can't be done. You're asking us to die.

    Peter Quill: Yeah... I guess I am.

    [pause]

    Gamora: [stands up] Quill, I have lived most of my life surrounded my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends.

    Drax the Destroyer: [stands up] You're an honorable man, Quill. I will fight beside you. And in the end, I will see my wife and daughter.

    Groot: [stands up] I am Groot.

    Rocket Raccoon: Aww, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway...

    [stands up]

    Rocket Raccoon: Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle.

  • [repeated line]

    Groot: I am Groot.

  • Peter Quill: I have a plan.

    Rocket Raccoon: You've got a plan? Okay, first of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan.

    Peter Quill: I'm not copying you, I have a plan, that's not that unique of a thing to say.

    Rocket Raccoon: And secondly, I don't think you even have a plan.

    Peter Quill: I have part of a plan.

    Drax the Destroyer: What percentage of a plan do you have?

    Gamora: You don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere!

    Drax the Destroyer: I just saved Quill!

    Peter Quill: We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!

    Drax the Destroyer: When did we establish that?

    Peter Quill: Like three seconds ago!

    Drax the Destroyer: Well I wasn't listening then, I was thinking of something else...

    Rocket Raccoon: She's right, you don't get an opinion... What percentage?

    Peter Quill: I dunno... Twelve percent?

    Rocket Raccoon: Twelve percent?

    [starts laughing]

    Peter Quill: That's a fake laugh.

    Rocket Raccoon: It's real!

    Peter Quill: Totally fake!

    Rocket Raccoon: That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life because THAT IS NOT A PLAN!

    Gamora: It's barely a concept.

    Peter Quill: [to Gamora] You're taking their side?

    Groot: I am Groot.

    Rocket Raccoon: So what, "It's better than eleven percent!" What the hell does that have to do with anything?

    Peter Quill: [to Groot] Thank you Groot, thank you. See? Groot's the only one of you who has a clue.

    Groot: [Groot begins to chew on a leaf protruding from his shoulder]

  • Groot: I am Groot.

    Rocket Raccoon: Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin' usual.

  • Groot: We are Groot.

  • Groot: I am Groot!

    Rocket Raccoon: I know they're the only friends we've ever had!

  • [Gun drones swarm around Groot]

    Watchtower Guard: Prisoner, drop the device immediately and retreat to your cell, or we will open fire!

    Groot: [roars] I... AM... GROOT!

    Watchtower Guard: Fire!

  • [while showing Groot how to arm the bomb]

    Rocket: All right, first you flick this switch, then this switch. That activates it.

    [he points to a button]

    Rocket: Then you push this button, which will give you five minutes to get outta there.

    [he points to another button]

    Rocket: Now whatever you do, don't push THIS button, because that will set off the bomb immediately, and we'll all be dead. Now, repeat back what I just said.

    Groot: I am Groot.

    Rocket: Uh-huh.

    Groot: I am Groot.

    Rocket: That's right.

    Groot: [pointing to the death button] I am Groot.

    Rocket: No! No, that's the button that will kill everyone! Try again.

    Groot: Hm. I am Groot.

    Rocket: Mm-hmm.

    Groot: I am Groot?

    Rocket: Uh-huh.

    Groot: [pointing to the death button] I am Groot.

    Rocket: No! That's exactly what you just said, how is that even possible? Which button is the button you're supposed to push, point to it.

    [Groot points to the death button]

    Rocket: NO!

  • Groot: I am Groot.

    Rocket: He hates hats.

    Groot: I am Groot.

    Rocket: On anyone, not just himself.

    Groot: I am Groot.

    Rocket: You see someone and think they have a weird head and then it just turns out part of their head is a hat.

    [beat]

    Rocket: That's why you don't like hats?

  • Groot: [Repeated line] I am Groot.

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