Grissom Quotes in Batman (1989)

Grissom: That you, sugar bumps?

[turns around to see a man]

Grissom: Who the hell are you?

Joker: It's me, Sugar bumps.

Grissom: Jack? Oh, oh, thank God you're alive! I heard you'd been...

Joker: Fried? Is that what you heard? You set me up over a woman. A *woman*! You must be insane.

[Grissom goes for his gun]

Joker: Don't bother.

Grissom: Your life won't be worth spit!

Joker: I've been dead once already. It's very liberating. You should think of it as, uh... therapy.

Grissom: Jack, listen. Maybe we can cut a deal.

Joker: Jack? Jack is dead, my friend.

[steps into the light]

Joker: You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.

[laughs, and then proceeds to kill Grissom]

Grissom: Jack, it's an important job. I need... someone I can trust. You are my number one guy!

Grissom: It's Friday. Albert has Friday off.

Thomas Miller: When will he be back?

Grissom: ...Monday.