Grim Reaper Quotes in Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)

Grim Reaper: [rapping] You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.

[Twirls Scythe over his head and ducks so blade doesn't hit it]

Grim Reaper: Heh heh! Get down with your bad self!

Grim Reaper: A hit. You have sank my battleship!

Dead Bill, Dead Ted: Excellent! Yeah!

Dead Ted: I totally knew he put it in the J's, dude!

Dead Bill: Good thinking, Ted.

Grim Reaper: You must play me again.

Dead Bill: WHAT?

Grim Reaper: Um, best two out of three.

Dead Ted: No way!

Grim Reaper: Yes way.

Grim Reaper: Don't overlook *my* butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.

Grim Reaper: [to The Smoker] See you real soon.

Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with the candlestick.

Dead Bill: Sorry, Death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!

Grim Reaper: I said Plum!

Dead Ted: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?

Grim Reaper: Uh, best three out of five!

Dead Ted: I don't believe this guy!

Dead Bill: Best of seven?

Grim Reaper: DAMN RIGHT!

Dead Bill: Ted?

Dead Ted: What?

Dead Bill: Don't "Fear the Reaper"!

[both of them do an air guitar]

Grim Reaper: I heard that.

Grim Reaper: [to God] They Melvined me.

Grim Reaper: You have sunk my battleship.

Grim Reaper: Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

Grim Reaper: Englishmen, you're all so fucking pompous. None of you have got any balls.

Grim Reaper: You are all dead. I am Death.

Host: Well, that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it?