Gretel Quotes in Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

Gretel: The Curse of Hunger for Crawling Things. I fucking hate that one.

Gretel: Wow, this is amazing. And, uh, weird.

Hansel: It's a little creepy.

Gretel: You really keep all this stuff?

Hansel: [trying to end the conversation] All right, well...

Ben: I just have SO many questions, do you mind?

Hansel: [still trying to end the conversation] You know, we have...

Gretel: Oh no, no no no, you go ahead.

[smirks as Hansel kicks her under the table]

Ben: All right, uh, okay, uh, how do you best kill a witch?

Gretel: [innocently] Hansel?

Hansel: [pauses to glare at Gretel] Uh, cutting off their heads tends to work... and ripping out their hearts... and skinning them is also nice...

Gretel: Yeah, but burning them is the best way, 'cause it's the only way to be safe.

Ben: Burning, yeah, of course!

Hansel: [muttering into his mug] Burn 'em all...

Muriel: [picks up a missing child poster] I see you got my invitation.

Gretel: Say your name before my arrows rip out your throat.

Muriel: I go by many names. None of which you are worthy of pronouncing.

[Muriel grins as she slowly reveals her true self to Gretel]

Gretel: [whispers] Oh my God!

[Last Lines]

[Pointing gun at camera]

Gretel: I hate to break this to you, but this isn't gonna be an open casket.

Gretel: You've been Hoodvinked! Too!

Gretel: You know it'd be nice if you could be a little more supportive.

Hansel: You're adopted.

[first lines]

Mother: Hello, sweetheart.

Bruno: Mum, what's going on?

Mother: We're celebrating.

Bruno: Celebrating?

Mother: Mm, your father's been given a promotion.

Gretel: That means a better job.

Bruno: I know what promotion is.

Mother: So we're having a little party to celebrate.

Bruno: He's still going to be a soldier though, isn't he?

Mother: Yes, my lamb. Just a more important one, now. I have some even more exciting news, but I think dad wanted to tell you about that himself.

Bruno: It's not fair you've got a nicer view.

Gretel: I'm not swapping.

Bruno: [from trailer] Dad's a good man.

Gretel: Of course he is.

Gretel: [the Jew] corrupted us through bad books...

Herr Liszt: The Jew here refers to the entire Jewish race. If it had been one man. something would have been done about him.

Gretel: We should be prouder of dad now more than ever before.

Gretel: He's making the country great again.

[Minnie runs to the bathroom and locks herself in to talk to Kimmie on the phone privately. Gretel shows up right behind and starts listening in]

Kimmie: [voice] Alright, tell me.

Minnie: [whispering excitedly] I can't tell you; you have to guess.

Kimmie: [voice] You fucked somebody!

Minnie: [surprised, giggling] What? How did you know?

Kimmie: [on the other end of the line, curling her hair in front of the mirror, smiling] I'm so happy. Who was it?

Minnie: [whispering loudly] Guess! Gretel is listening.

Gretel: [from outside the bathroom door] I am not! You're so full of yourself!