Greta Quotes in Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)

Snow White: Hello? Hello? What is your name?

Greta: I am Greta.

Snow White: What happened to you?

Greta: All the girls in our village were taken. I was trying to reach Duke Hammond's castle when I was caught.

Snow White: Duke Hammond? Is he alive? Does he still fight in my father's name?

Greta: You're the King's daughter. The night the King died we were told all in the castle were slain.

Snow White: William? Is the Duke's son still alive?

Greta: I don't know, Princess. What will they do to me?

Greta: You gave him a decade... he drank himself to death with nine years to spare.

Greta: He lays me then busts me.

Mitchell: Well, she asked me to.

Desk Sergeant: What, lay her or bust her?

Mitchell: Both!

Mitchell: Hey, did you ever do any of that, you know, obscene photographs and all that?

Greta: Mmm hmm. When I needed the bread.

Mitchell: Where can I buy some?

Greta: [Gardener's tongue has been served for dinner] He once ate my pussy, that is why I guarantee the quality of his tongue.

Greta: He knocked over another ATM. This time at knife point. He needs your legal advice.

Fletcher: [picking up phone and shouting] Stop breaking the law, asshole!

Fletcher: [Picks up a Blue Pen]

[to himself]

Fletcher: Okay, the pen is red... the pen is red...

[aloud]

Fletcher: The color of this pen is ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh

[laughs]

Fletcher: . This pen is reeeeeeeeeeehhh-

[pauses then announces dramatically]

Fletcher: The color of the pen that I HOLD in my hand is rrrrr-rrroyal blue!

[falls to the floor exhausted]

Fletcher: AHH!

Fletcher: [Grabs a piece of paper] Okay, if I can't say it, I'll write it!

[starts writing "The color of the pen is - " but his hand shakes away involuntarily]

Fletcher: No! You write! Write it!

[his hand automatically turns to point the pen at him and he wrestles it to the ground]

Greta: [Enters the office] Mister Reede? Are you alright?

Fletcher: [rises from behind the desk with 'Blue' written all over his face] It's blue. It's blue! The god damn pen is blue!

Greta: Mr. Reede, several years ago a friend of mine had a burglar on her roof, a burglar. He fell through the kitchen skylight, landed on a cutting board, on a butcher's knife, cutting his leg. The burglar sued my friend, he sued my friend. And because of guys like you *he won*. My friend had to pay the burglar $6,000. Is that justice?

Fletcher: No!

[Greta looks pleased, but then Fletcher continues]

Fletcher: I'd have got him ten.

[Greta stalks off, appalled]

Fletcher: [Fletcher is trying to convince Greta to believe her about Max's wish] You don't believe me, do you?

Greta: Of course not.

Fletcher: [laughs dryly] How ironic. Okay, ask me something you think I would normally lie about.

Greta: Alright. Remember, a few months ago, when I wanted a raise,

Fletcher: Forget it. I don't wanna do this!

Greta: and the company wouldn't give me one,

Fletcher: GRETA, PLEASE!

Greta: so you said you wanted to give me one out of your own pocket, but it would create jealously among the other secretaries. Now, was that true, or did you just not want to pony up the dough?

[Fletcher is speechless. Scene cuts to Greta packing her belongings]

Greta: [after bailing Fletcher out of jail] Am I too late? Have you been sexually molested yet because I can circle the block.

Fletcher: [on phone] HI! Judge Stevens I'm scheduled to be in your courtroom in half an hour? Judge Stevens I badly, BADLY need a continuance!... Ill? Am I ill? That is the perfect question for you to ask!.

[to Greta]

Fletcher: GRETA please LIE to him for me!

Greta: I remember when you bought me this antique silver fram from tiffany's... TIFFANY'S?

Fletcher: [in a high pitched voice] ... Garage sale $6.50 marked down from $10.00!"

Fat Coworker: What's Up, Fletcher?

Fletcher: Your cholesterol, Fatty! Dead man walkin'!

Randy: Hey, Fletcher!

Fletcher: Hey! You're not important enough to remember!

Zit Boy: What'll it be, Fletcher?

Fletcher: A pock mark, eventually!

Greta: Mr. Reede?

Fletcher: Don't ask! For God sake, don't ask!

Greta: [in an annoyed tone] You told me you bought this picture frame at Tiffany's. Tiffany's?

Fletcher: [high-pitched voice] Garage sale six-fifty marked down from ten.

[Greta drops picture frame and smashes]

Fletcher: I'll give you a raise!

Greta: Here's your *raise*.

[gives him the finger]

Bridget Vreeland: You fix your own car?

Greta: Cars are easy- it's people you need a manuel for.

Greta: You are not lonely, you're empty! And that's worse!

Dan: You can tell a lot about a person by what's on their playlist.

Greta: I know you can. That's what's worrying me.

Greta: You know, I wasn't trying to win you over. I was telling you to fuck off.

Greta: I just think you have let your troubles get in the way of your entire life.

Dan: That's what I love about music.

Greta: What?

Dan: One of the most banal scenes is suddenly invested with so much meaning! All these banalities - They're suddenly turned into these... these beautiful, effervescent pearls. From Music.

Dave: I wanted to turn it into a hit.

Greta: Why?

Greta: Are you really an A & R man? You look more like a homeless man.

Greta: You can't sign me and I don't want to be signed.

Dan: That's right! What's not to like?

Greta: I'm Greta. I live for Lucy... I mean, I live here, with Lucy.

Greta: I don't know. Maybe I will just go to China. I like China. We had fabulous... Opium there.

Lucy: You need some *help*, G.

Greta: Look at yourself, Lucy.

Lucy: Where do you think I've been all week?

Greta: With the teenager.

Greta: She must have been pretty.

Julie: Who?

Greta: R.S.

Julie: R.S. was a he.

[awkward silence, then Julie laughs]

Julie: No, not like that. He was a good friend of mine.

Greta: Does he have your initials tattooed on his wrist?

Julie: No.

Greta: Why not?

Julie: 'Cause I'm not dead.

Greta: That DMV guy was emotionally unstable, okay? It was not my driving that made him cry.

Greta: Julie! Julie, wait.

Julie: That was bullshit, you know that? How you put my business out there, just so you could scare her.

Greta: It was a joke.

Julie: Okay you know what, I don't like being the punchline of your joke.

Julie: What's with you anyway? Why, why are you like this?

Julie: You didn't think twice about leaving me out to dry just so you could screw her.

Julie: You know what bothers me even more than you playing me right now is, you staring at me with those big sexy eyes and...

Greta: You wanna kiss me.

Julie: Hell yeah I wanna kiss you.

Greta: How do you survive without cable?

Katherine: Oh yeah, it's really tough, Greta. Sometimes we cry ourselves to sleep at night.

Lou: Sit down Greta. I'm not trying to pick on you, but you have to treat customers like what they are.

Greta: Thumbtacks in my ass?

Katherine: Course, you could've told us it was your day off.

Greta: Well you could've let me know it was your day to get off.

Greta: Why did you stab that guy?

Rose: I don't remember.

Greta: Vic, there's more to life than sex.