Gregory Quotes in The Tale of Despereaux (2008)
Gregory Quotes:
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Miggery Sow: Ding Ding.
Gregory: Slop.
[Miggery stops. Pause]
Gregory: No, don't stop! I said slop!
-- Gregory -
Miggery Sow: [calling through a hole in the floor of her cell; unaware that Gregory hears her cries] Help! HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP! Can anyone hear me? HEELL-LLLL-LLLPPPP! I'm in here!
[her voice begins to break]
Miggery Sow: I'm in here!
[Mig cries as Gregory enters her cell; in the light he sees her birthmark and recognizes her as his daughter. Gregory lets out a gasp and drops his keys in his astonishment. Mig turns around and sees him]
Miggery Sow: [gasps] Gor! What took you so long? I've been screaming in here for over TWO hours!
Gregory: [trying to find his voice; overcome with emotion] My-My little princess!
-- Gregory -
Gregory: I must say, I don't believe I belong here with these rogues. I transferred from Yardale where I had a 4.0 grade point average.
Cartman: You're a fucking faggot, dude.
-- Gregory -
Gregory: I'm here for "la resistance."
Kyle: What's the password?
Gregory: I don't know.
Kyle: Guess.
Gregory: Uhhh... bacon.
Kyle: ...okay.
-- Gregory -
Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
-- Gregory -
Centurion: Where is Brian of Nazareth?
Brian: You sanctimonious bastards!
Centurion: I have an order for his release!
Brian: You stupid bastards!
Mr. Cheeky: Uh, I'm Brian of Nazareth.
Brian: What?
Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, I - I - I'm Brian of Nazareth.
Centurion: Take him down!
Brian: I'm Brian of Nazareth!
Victim #1: Eh, I'm Brian!
Mr. Big Nose: I'm Brian!
Victim #2: Look, I'm Brian!
Brian: I'm Brian!
Victims: I'm Brian!
Gregory: I'm Brian, and so's my wife!
Victims: I'm Brian! I'm Brian!...
Brian: I'm Brian of Nazareth!
Centurion: All right. Take him away and release him.
Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm only joking. I'm not really Brian. No, I'm not Brian. I was only - It was a joke. I'm only pulling your leg! It's a joke! I'm not him! I'm just having you on! Put me back! Bloody Romans! Can't take a joke!
-- Gregory -
Mr. Big Nose: I'll get you for this, you bastard.
Parvus: Oh, yeah?
Mr. Big Nose: Oh, yeah. Don't worry. I never forget a face.
Parvus: No?
Mr. Big Nose: I warned you. I'm going to punch you so hard, you Roman git!
Parvus: Shut up, you Jewish turd!
Mr. Big Nose: Who are you calling Jewish? I'm not Jewish! I'm a Samaritan!
Gregory: A Samaritan? This is supposed to be a Jewish section.
-- Gregory -
Parvus: It doesn't matter! You're all going to die in a day or two.
Gregory: It may not matter to you, Roman, but it certainly matters to us. Doesn't it, darling?
Mrs. Gregory: Oh, rather.
Gregory: Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area.
-- Gregory -
Gregory: Act your age. Go and break some windows. Demolish some phone boxes.
-- Gregory -
Gregory: Have you ever been in love? I'm in love.
Steve: Since when?
Gregory: This morning. I feel restless and dizzy. I bet I won't get any sleep tonight.
Steve: Sounds like indigestion.
-- Gregory -
[on Gregory's doorstep, after their first date]
Susan: At least you've stopped kissing me like I was your aunty.
[he kisses her again, then pretends to look horrified]
Gregory: What's my aunty going to say when I kiss her at Christmas?
-- Gregory -
Dorothy: Ah, parliamo italiano?
Gregory: No, not really. Just bella, bella.
-- Gregory -
Carol: Can you drive?
Gregory: No, but it runs in the family.
-- Gregory -
Gregory: Oh, that Dorothy... the hair, the teeth, and the smell.
-- Gregory -
Gregory: Is it still stealing if you used the money to buy a birthday present from the person you stole it from?
-- Gregory -
Gregory: Can I give you some advice?
Donald Morton: Can I humanly stop you?
Gregory: Stick with the group. Compared to us, you're a god. And, uh, next to Isabelle, which you will *never* be again, you don't come off so hot.
-- Gregory -
Sampson: [to Gregory] I will bite my thumb at them, which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.
[bites thumb]
Gregory: [Abra revs car and moves closer] Go forth! I will back thee!
Abra: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson: I... I do bite my thumb, sir.
Abra: Do you bite your thumb at *us*, sir?
Sampson: [to Gregory] Is the law on our side if I say aye?
Gregory: NO!
Sampson: No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir!
Gregory: Do you quarrel, sir?
Abra: Quarrel, sir? No, sir!
-- Gregory -
Gregory: A dog of the house of Capulet moves me!
-- Gregory -
Abraham: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson: I do bite my thumb, sir.
Abraham: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson: Is the law of our side if I say ay?
Gregory: No.
Sampson: No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir.
Gregory: Do you quarrel, sir?
Abraham: Quarrel, sir? No, sir.
Sampson: If you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you.
Abraham: No better.
Sampson: Well, sir.
Gregory: Say 'better'; here comes one of my master's kinsmen.
Sampson: Yes, better, sir.
Abraham: You lie.
Sampson: Draw, if you be men! Gregory, remember thy swashing blow.
-- Gregory -
Gregory: Do you quarrel , Sir?
Abraham: Quarrel, Sir? No, Sir.
-- Gregory -
Gregory: Holy Canarsie!
-- Gregory -
Emmanuelle: When I want something, I say so.
Grégory: That simplifies things.
Emmanuelle: Love is the only thing that interests me.
-- Gregory -
Grégory: I wouldn't want the woman I love to make love to someone else.
Emmanuelle: You prefer lying?
Grégory: In this case, yes.
Emmanuelle: You're quite bourgeois, after all.
Grégory: Loving someone who loves you is so very rare.
-- Gregory -
Rolf: You're not, by any chance, a Christian man, are you?
Gregory: No, no. The belief in just one god has never really appealed to me.
Rolf: Good. Ever since the days of King Olav the second, the jotuns have sworn vengeance on all men who follow his line of faith. Even to this day they can smell a christian man's...
Gregory: Blood?
Rolf: ...from far away.
-- Gregory
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