Greg Brady Quotes in The Brady Bunch Movie (1995)

Eddie: Get out! This is a car jack!

Greg Brady: [rolls down the window] Well, of course this is a car. But my name's not Jack. It's Greg.

Marcia Brady: [suggesting a way to raise money] I've got it! We could enter that Search For The Stars contest! First prize is twenty thousand dollars!

Greg Brady: That's a great idea, Marcia!

Bobby Brady: Great idea, Marcia!

Jan Brady: Am I invisible? Do I not have a voice? I had that idea two days ago!

Peter Brady: [disgusted] Oh come on, Jan.

Greg Brady: Hey there, groovy chicks. You're all hip in far out ways.

[Mrs. Dittmeyer tucks mail into Greg's pants]

Mrs. Dena Dittmeyer: My, you've gotten so big. You're almost as big as your daddy.

Greg Brady: And I'm still growing.

Mrs. Dena Dittmeyer: Right before my very eyes.

Greg Brady: And that's why I called this meeting.

Marcia Brady: Greg, what are we going to do?

Peter Brady: Yeah, if we don't raise $20,000 in one week, we'll have to move.

Bobby Brady: And go to a new school.

Jan Brady: And make new friends.

Marcia Brady: But Jan, you don't have any friends.

Marcia Brady: Charlie asked me to the dance, and I said yes. Then Doug asked me to the dance, and I said yes to him too. What am I going to do?

Greg Brady: Well, you just tell the guy you don't wanna go with, something suddenly came up.

Marcia Brady: And that works?

Greg Brady: Sure. Girls say it to me all the time.

[all the Brady kids and Alice are tied together by a staircase from Roy Martin, who left and kidnapped mom, they all think in their heads]

Bobby Brady: If I had been a better detective, I would've been on Mr. Martin sooner. This is all my fault.

Cindy Brady: If I wasn't too busy looking for my doll, I would've seen something suspicious. This is all my fault.

Kitty Carry-all: I bet he wouldn't have tied me up if I was Barbie. This is all my fault.

Peter Brady: What a dumb-head I am. I guess Roy was not much of a hero after all. This is all my fault.

Alice: I must've not put enough mushrooms in his spaghetti sauce. This is all my fault.

Greg Brady: Marcia looks great in those ropes... Wait a minute, what am I saying? This is all my fault!

Jan Brady: It was wrong to make up George Glass. This is all my fault!

Marcia: This is all Jan's fault.

Marcia: [brushing her hair and counting] One, two, three, four.

[noticing Greg undressing through the curtain]

Marcia: Four, four, four.

Greg Brady: Marcia?

Marcia: [seductively] Yes, Greg?

[normal voice]

Marcia: I mean, what?

Greg Brady: If Roy really is Mom's husband, then does that mean.

Marcia: We're not brother and sister?