Greg Brady Quotes in The Brady Bunch Movie (1995)


Greg Brady Quotes:

  • Eddie: Get out! This is a car jack!

    Greg Brady: [rolls down the window] Well, of course this is a car. But my name's not Jack. It's Greg.

  • Marcia Brady: [suggesting a way to raise money] I've got it! We could enter that Search For The Stars contest! First prize is twenty thousand dollars!

    Greg Brady: That's a great idea, Marcia!

    Bobby Brady: Great idea, Marcia!

    Jan Brady: Am I invisible? Do I not have a voice? I had that idea two days ago!

    Peter Brady: [disgusted] Oh come on, Jan.

  • Greg Brady: Hey there, groovy chicks. You're all hip in far out ways.

  • [Mrs. Dittmeyer tucks mail into Greg's pants]

    Mrs. Dena Dittmeyer: My, you've gotten so big. You're almost as big as your daddy.

    Greg Brady: And I'm still growing.

    Mrs. Dena Dittmeyer: Right before my very eyes.

  • Greg Brady: And that's why I called this meeting.

    Marcia Brady: Greg, what are we going to do?

    Peter Brady: Yeah, if we don't raise $20,000 in one week, we'll have to move.

    Bobby Brady: And go to a new school.

    Jan Brady: And make new friends.

    Marcia Brady: But Jan, you don't have any friends.

  • Marcia Brady: Charlie asked me to the dance, and I said yes. Then Doug asked me to the dance, and I said yes to him too. What am I going to do?

    Greg Brady: Well, you just tell the guy you don't wanna go with, something suddenly came up.

    Marcia Brady: And that works?

    Greg Brady: Sure. Girls say it to me all the time.

  • [all the Brady kids and Alice are tied together by a staircase from Roy Martin, who left and kidnapped mom, they all think in their heads]

    Bobby Brady: If I had been a better detective, I would've been on Mr. Martin sooner. This is all my fault.

    Cindy Brady: If I wasn't too busy looking for my doll, I would've seen something suspicious. This is all my fault.

    Kitty Carry-all: I bet he wouldn't have tied me up if I was Barbie. This is all my fault.

    Peter Brady: What a dumb-head I am. I guess Roy was not much of a hero after all. This is all my fault.

    Alice: I must've not put enough mushrooms in his spaghetti sauce. This is all my fault.

    Greg Brady: Marcia looks great in those ropes... Wait a minute, what am I saying? This is all my fault!

    Jan Brady: It was wrong to make up George Glass. This is all my fault!

    Marcia: This is all Jan's fault.

  • Marcia: [brushing her hair and counting] One, two, three, four.

    [noticing Greg undressing through the curtain]

    Marcia: Four, four, four.

    Greg Brady: Marcia?

    Marcia: [seductively] Yes, Greg?

    [normal voice]

    Marcia: I mean, what?

    Greg Brady: If Roy really is Mom's husband, then does that mean.

    Marcia: We're not brother and sister?

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