Green Fairy Quotes in EuroTrip (2004)


Green Fairy Quotes:

  • [after taking a drink of Absinthe]

    Jamie: I gotta say, I'm not feeling anything.

    Cooper: Me neither.

    Scott: Sober as a judge.

    [to a hallucinatory green fairy]

    Scott: How about you?

    Green Fairy: I'm not feelin' a goddamn thing. This Absinthe is BULLSHIT!

  • [last lines]

    Scott: [on the phone with Cooper and Jenny] Hold on, this must be my new roommate.

    [Scotty opens the door and finds Mieke standing there]

    Cooper: [yelling over the phone] What's the freak look like? Is he a dork or is he cool? He better not be cooler than me. Is he bigger than me?

    Scott: I just got your last email. What are you doing here?

    Mieke: Going to college.

    Scott: You're going to college here? What dorm?

    Mieke: This one. Room 2-1-4.

    Scott: How is this possible?

    Mieke: I guess they thought I was a guy.

    Scott: Now who would be dumb enough to make a mistake like that?

    [Scotty and Mieke kiss]

    Cooper: [over the phone] Do I hear kissing? Are you making out with your new roommate, Scotty?

    [Scotty and Mieke fall on Scotty's bed laughing and continue to make out]

    Cooper: Scotty? Scotty? *Scotty*!

    Green Fairy: [Green Fairy appears] This happy ending is bullshit! When does the fairy get laid? I'm outta here!

    [makes the words The End appear with his wand, flies away]

  • ScottCooper: [seeing Jamie and Jenny making out] Oh, my God!

    Green Fairy: That is some pretty fucked-up shit right there. Can you say what the fuck did I do last night?

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