Green Fairy Quotes in EuroTrip (2004)

[after taking a drink of Absinthe]

Jamie: I gotta say, I'm not feeling anything.

Cooper: Me neither.

Scott: Sober as a judge.

[to a hallucinatory green fairy]

Scott: How about you?

Green Fairy: I'm not feelin' a goddamn thing. This Absinthe is BULLSHIT!

[last lines]

Scott: [on the phone with Cooper and Jenny] Hold on, this must be my new roommate.

[Scotty opens the door and finds Mieke standing there]

Cooper: [yelling over the phone] What's the freak look like? Is he a dork or is he cool? He better not be cooler than me. Is he bigger than me?

Scott: I just got your last email. What are you doing here?

Mieke: Going to college.

Scott: You're going to college here? What dorm?

Mieke: This one. Room 2-1-4.

Scott: How is this possible?

Mieke: I guess they thought I was a guy.

Scott: Now who would be dumb enough to make a mistake like that?

[Scotty and Mieke kiss]

Cooper: [over the phone] Do I hear kissing? Are you making out with your new roommate, Scotty?

[Scotty and Mieke fall on Scotty's bed laughing and continue to make out]

Cooper: Scotty? Scotty? *Scotty*!

Green Fairy: [Green Fairy appears] This happy ending is bullshit! When does the fairy get laid? I'm outta here!

[makes the words The End appear with his wand, flies away]

Scott, Cooper: [seeing Jamie and Jenny making out] Oh, my God!

Green Fairy: That is some pretty fucked-up shit right there. Can you say what the fuck did I do last night?