Greek Council VP Quotes in Monsters University (2013)

Greek Council VP: [Referring to a Purple Glowing Urchin] Trust me when I say you are not gonna want to touch this bad boy!

Art: I wanna touch it!

[after Dean Hardscrabble tells Mike that his team is short one person to compete in The Scare Games]

Mike Wazowski: But, you need six guys right?

Greek Council VP: We count Bodies, not Heads.

[Pointing at Terri & Terry]

Greek Council VP: That Dude counts as One.

[In the First Challenge of the Scare Games, Mike and Sulley arrive badly stung from the Glowing Purple Urchins at the finish line, just behind the RORs]

Chet: Wait a blow Oozma Kappa!

Mike Wazowski: C'mon Guys. 2nd Place can't be that bad.

Greek Council VP: [Jaws Theta Chi arrive behind them, unharmed] 2nd Place, Jaws Theta Chi.

Mike Wazowski: *What*?

Johnny: Your whole team has to cross the finish line.

Greek Council VP: 3rd, Slugma Slugma Kappa. 4th, Python Nu Kappa. 5th, Eta Hiss Hiss. And in Last Place...

[the Rest of Mike and Sulley's Team arrive, very badly stung from the Urchins than they are]

Greek Council VP: Oozma Kappa!

Greek Council President: [Removing Oozma Kappa's name from the Leaderboard] Oozma Kappa have been eliminated!

[Dean Hardscrabble approaches a surprised and upset Mike, smiling]

Dean Hardscrabble: Don't look surprised Mr. Wazowski. It would've taken your team more than a miracle to win.

Greek Council VP: Attention everyone, we have an announcement. Jaws Theta Chi have been disqualified.

[Holds up a tin of Protective Gel that they've been using]

Greek Council VP: The use of Illegal Protective Gel, is the cause for elimination.

Big Red: [as referees remove the Protective Gel from him] Hey what are you doing, it's moisture.

[the referee stabs Big Red's arm with an Urchin, causing it to swell up like a balloon, with Big Red screaming in pain]

Greek Council VP: [Removing Jaws Theta Chi from the Leaderboard and adding Oozma Kappa back on] It's a Miracle, Oozma Kappa are back in the games. Only 1 team can go after each challenge.

Dean Hardscrabble: Your luck will run out eventually.

[Walks away]

Mike Wazowski: This is gonna be harder than I thought.

[In the 2nd Challenge of the Scare Games set in the Campus Library, Mike's Team and Slugma Slugma Kappa are the only ones left to obtain their Team Flags at the end of the Library Corridor hanging on a Statue]

Greek Council VP: In a real scare, you wouldn't wanna get get by the Kid's Parents, but in this challenge, you wouldn't wanna get caught by...

Greek Council VP: [Whispering] The Librarian.

Librarian: [At her desk] Shh, Quiet.

Terry: What's so scary about a Lame Old Librarian?

[a Blue Monster nearby whose not part of any of the teams accidentally creaks on a Floor Board, sending the 50ft Librarian over, grabbing him with one of her Massive Tentacles]

Librarian: [More Menacingly, staring the Monster in the eyes] I said *Quiet*.

[the Librarian sends the Terrified Monster out the window, and into a nearby river]