Greek Chorus Leader Quotes in Mighty Aphrodite (1995)

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Greek Chorus Leader Quotes:

  • Greek Chorus Leader: The handicapped are always cranky.

  • [after learning that Amanda cheated on Lenny]

    Greek Chorus: Oh my God! It's more serious than we thought!

    Greek Chorus Leader: It's very serious! Her marriage to Lenny is in crisis!

    Greek Chorus: With the passage of time, even the strongest bonds become fragile!

    Greek Chorus Leader: Great, fellas, it sounds like a fortune cookie!

    Greek Chorus: Oh, Zeus! Most potent of gods! We implore thee! We need your help! Zeus! Great Zeus! Hear us! Hear us! We call out to thee!

    Zeus: Um, this is Zeus. I'm not home right now, but you can leave a message and I'll get back to you. Please start speaking at the tone.

    [beep]

    Greek Chorus: Call us when you get in. We need help!

  • Greek Chorus Leader: Don't go any further. I know what you're thinking, Lenny, and forget it!

    Lenny Weinrib: I can't forget it; the thought's been put in my head.

    Chorus: Oh, cursed fate; certain thoughts are better left unthunk.

  • Greek Chorus Leader: Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds.

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