Great Wize Wizard Quotes in Your Highness (2011)

Great Wize Wizard: This cricket compass will catch the light and point the way to the labyrinths location. Be warned: they say the walls of this maze drive men to madness. But if you can find your way, the blade will be yours.

Fabious: Thank you, Wize Wizard.

Great Wize Wizard: Not so fast. First you must answer a riddle. What journey be long and twisted and sensitive at hand? To what end must man go to discover the depths of his ecstasy? Think hard strong warriors.

Fabious: Fuck! I know this!

Fabious: I got it! You want us to twist, what is long, with our sensitive hands?

Thadeous: He wants us to jerk him off!

Great Wize Wizard: Just touch the tip and twist it.

Thadeous: We are not going to do that.

Fabious: If it's for the quest, we will do what needs to be done.

Thadeous: Yuck!