Great Gam Gam Quotes in Beerfest (2006)

Great Gam Gam: I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.

Barry Badrinath: I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat 'em, they beat me. Worked me over pretty good. And this is hard to say... they held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. Damaged goods.

Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Gosh, Barry, I'm so sorry. I don't know what I would do if someone shoved a paddle handle up my ass.

Barry Badrinath: It wasn't the handle. I've been shitting pancakes ever since.

Great Gam Gam: Mr. Badrinath... we are not so different, you and I. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. I got over it. You will, too.

[puts a comforting hand on Barry's shoulder]

Great Gam Gam: You will, too.

Great Gam Gam: [seeing Jan's black eye] What happened to you?

Jan Wolfhouse: Oh, I, uh, accidentally walked into a wall... the Berlin Wall...

Great Gam Gam: You two are the rightful heirs to the Von Wolfhausen Brewery. You should have the balls to take back what is yours!

Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Wow! You even talk like a whore!

Great Gam Gam: We are all whores in some ways.

Great Gam Gam: We are not so different, Mr. Badrinath, you and I. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass, but I got over it, you will too.

Jan Wolfhouse: So what else do the Germans do?

Great Gam Gam: They also practice by drinking the urine of a ram.

Todd Wolfhouse: The - the what?

Great Gam Gam: They drink ram's piss.

Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Because of the pH balance?

Great Gam Gam: No... because if you can drink ram's piss, fuck, you can drink almost anything.

Steve "Fink" Finklestein: She said "fuck."