Gravedigger Quotes in Kingdom of Heaven (2005)

Gravedigger: [Sybilla has cut her hair and disguised herself as a common nurse] You are not a sister.

Sybilla: We are what we do.

Gravedigger: Then I'm a man who's traveled a long way to die for nothing. What would you say to that?

[Balian walks by and Sybilla turns away]

Sybilla: I would say that I'm sorry.

Gravedigger: And I'm sorry for you... Queen of Jerusalem.

[first lines]

Gravedigger: Crusaders.

Squire: Clear the road, if you will.

Gravedigger: [seeing the zombies rise out of their graves] Ah hell!

Hamlet (segment «Poor Yorick»): My soul's in agony.

Gravedigger: Soul... soul's not a prostate!

Gravedigger: You hear anything?

Gravedigger: Thought I did.

Gravedigger: Don't like hearing noises, especially when there ain't supposed to be any.

Gravedigger: Yeah, kinda spooky-like.

Gravedigger: Maybe we're getting old.

Gravedigger: Well, whatever it is, it's gone now.

Gravedigger: That's the best thing for us too, gone.

Gravedigger: Yeah, let's go.

[reading a porno magazine]

Blonde gravedigger: Will you check her out? Talk about a "box lunch".

Gravedigger: I'm telling you, you'll end up a dirty old man reading that stuff. A pervert. A peeping tom. I saw this porno flick once. This guy in the audience got so carried away with it, he humped himself to death.

Blonde gravedigger: Yeah, but what a way to go.

Johnny Naco: Somebody die?

Gravedigger: Called himself Farmer Brown... a gambler. Seems he got caught bluffin'.