Grandmama Quotes in The Addams Family (1991)


Grandmama Quotes:

  • Wednesday: Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.

    Dr. Pinderschloss: Oh, my little bundle. So much you don't understand. The human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill.

    Grandmama: Even with a chainsaw.

  • [as they examine a rare and valuable heirloom Morticia is about to donate to charity]

    Grandmama: Let's keep it!

    Morticia: Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them.

  • Gomez: [as they search for Wednesday] Fan out. Pugsley, head for the dung heap. Mama and Morticia, the shallow graves. I'll take the abyss. Lurch, check out the bottomless pit. Fester?

    Uncle Fester: [from a window] Up here!

    Gomez: [shouting up to him] Fester, you take the ravine, and the unmarked, abandoned well!

    Uncle Fester: Somebody should stay behind in case she comes back.

    Gomez: Good man. Good thinking!

    Grandmama: Then who'll take the swamp?

    Gomez: [Thing taps Gomez's shoe] That's the spirit, Thing. Lend a hand. Let's go!

  • Grandmama: [to the family] Dinner's gonna be late.

    [goes outside]

    Grandmama: Here, boy! Here, boy!

  • Uncle Fester: What is this?

    Morticia: Mama's spécialité de la maison.

    Gomez: Oh, Tish.

    Grandmama: [to Fester] Start with the eyes.

  • Grandmama: Aah! Aaaaaaah!

    Morticia: Mama?

    Grandmama: [lifting something from her cooking pot] Who put this in here?

    Grandmama: [Pugsley and Fester laugh] That's for company.

    Gomez: Little rascals.

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