Gran Quotes in The Croods (2013)

Ugga: Mom, we're ready to leave. Mom?

[Silence, Grug Looks Hopefully]

Gran: Still alive!

Grug: It's still early.

Gran: And You're still fat!

Guy: [Referring to Belt] Don't eat him! He will cut you! He's a pet! My pet!

Gran: What's a "pet"?

Guy: It's an animal you don't eat.

Gran: Ha! We call those "children".

Ugga: [Wearing a wig] Honey, what's that on your head?

Gran: It's called desperation.

Grug: I call it a rug. Rhymes with Grug.

[points to boulder]

Grug: And this is a ride. Also rhymes with Grug.

Guy: That doesn't rhyme.

Gran: I was in love once. He was a hunter, I was a gatherer. It was quite the scandal. We fed each other berries, we danced. Then father bashed him on the head and traded me to your grandfather.

Grug: [On a giant stone lever] I call this a "Lifterator"

Gran: I almost feel sorry for him.

[Grug's invention fails and he is flung into the sky, struck by lightning, then the boulder rolls over him]

Gran: Hahaha! No I don't!

Grug: We're going tooooo... That mountain. Don't ask me why, just a hunch, just feels right.

Ugga: Grug, we've never walked that far!

Thunk: I don't think my feet can go that far.

Gran: I'll never live long enough to get there.

Grug: [grinning at Gran's declare] Lets do it!

Gran: What's a *pet*?

Guy: It's an animal you don't eat.

Gran: We call those *children*.

Eep: [talking about Guy] I thought he was a warthog, but then he turned into a boy.

Gran: Strange, it's usually the reverse.

Gran: Still alive!

Ugga: Grug, what's that on your head?

Gran: [muttering] It's called desperation.

Gran: You'll make a terrible lawyer. You're honest and not a very good liar.

Reginald: Why didn't you stop him?

Gran: Why didn't we stop YOU when you started making rules for everything, rules that make people unhappy?

Reginald: Those rules make all of us equal and help us to live with each other. Those rules say what is just.

Gran: Yes, well, sometimes justice and the law are not the same thing. Maybe your son understands something you don't.