Gramps Quotes in Freerunner (2011)

Gramps: Nothing great came from easy - except great sex from easy women.

Ellie Mae: Are you ready to help rescue that little young 'un?

Deadeye: Sure enough, Ellie Mae!

Deacon Owl: Hallelujah!

Ellie Mae: [Notices Luke fast asleep] Luke! On your feet, you lazy critter!

Luke: Oh, uh- Shucks, Ellie Mae. I was just a-waitin' for someone to holler charge!

Gramps: Dag nab it! Let's cut out the jawin' and get it goin'.

Deadeye: [Chuckling] When old Gramps gets head up his nose gets plum out of joint.

Ellie Mae: Take it easy, Gramps! We gotta stay here 'til Evinrude brings us word from the mice.

Gramps: If that bug don't get here soon, they'll put that poor little girl down the black hole again!

Gramps: Fuck Grandma.

Gramps: You shoulda poked her in the whiskers when you had the chance.

Gramps: Don't call me sir! I ain't no politician!

Jesse: Jessie! It's me! I'm your great-great grandson. They named me after you. My name is Jessie too.

Gramps: [Gramps slowly removes mask, Jessie and Charlie wimper] My great-great grandson? What year is it?

Jesse: I don't know.

Gramps: Now don't you mess with me boy!

Jesse: Uhh! October 30, 1986!

Gramps: Well goddamn. I've been waitin' over 70 years for some jackass to get the scent to come dig me up. Thank you, boy.

Gramps: [Crying] Look at me. I'm a 170-year-old fart. I'm a goddamn zombie.

[last lines]

Gramps: [meeting his new nurse] Hey, if you're gonna be hanging around the house, I need to know two things.

Nurse: What are those?

Gramps: Can you make huevos rancheros?

Nurse: Oh, I can manage that.

Gramps: Good. Now, what's your story on menopause, huh?

Nurse: I always pause for men, Harry.