Grampa Quotes in The Simpsons Movie (2007)


Grampa Quotes:

  • Marge Simpson: Homer, you have to go out there, face that mob, and apologize for what you did.

    Homer Simpson: I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you!

    Carl: No we won't. We just want Homer!

    Homer Simpson: Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grandpa!

    Grampa: I'm part of the mob!

  • Homer Simpson: So, who wants waffles?

    Bart SimpsonGrampaLisa Simpson: I do! I do! I do!

    Marge Simpson: What about Grampa?

    Bart Simpson: I want syrup!

    Lisa Simpson: I want strawberries!

    Marge Simpson: Shouldn't we be concerned about what happened in church?

    Homer Simpson: I'll tell you what happened. A certain someone had a senior moment, but that's okay, because we love him anyway, and we got a free rug out of it.

    [Kisses Grampa on the forehead]

    Marge Simpson: What's the point of going to church every Sunday if when someone we love has a genuine religious experience we ignore it? Right, Grampa?

    Grampa: I want bananas on my waffles.

    Homer Simpson: I rest my case.

  • Grampa: [as Springfield is being sealed in the dome] That crazy old man in church was right!

  • Marge Simpson: "A thousand eyes." What could that mean?

    Grampa: Hmm. I'm pretty sure a thousand... is a number.

  • Grampa: Homer? What are you doing now?

    Homer Simpson: Risking my life to save people I hate for reasons I don't quite understand. Gotta go!

  • Grampa: [shouting from church floor] Twisted Tail... A thousand eyes... Trapped forever!

  • Marge Simpson: [Springfield has just been encased in a glass dome] EPA! It's all come true.

    Grampa: [about himself] That crazy old man in church was right.

  • Henry Barthes: [In nursing home] Grampa, you doing any writing in your journal?

    [Thumbs through empty journal]

    Grampa: I don't remember much, I lost the habit. You can't think in this place, you can't make new memories.

  • Grampa: Confonnit!

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