Graham Keighley Quotes in The Paper (1994)

Alicia: There's something I'd like to discuss. I didn't want to bother you upstairs. I feel an obligation to... act on this directly with you because I think we have a good - I think we have a good relationship... and I'd like to take it further. And I think the way to do that is face to face. You know, you and I, face to face.

Graham Keighley: Alicia.

Alicia: Yeah?

Graham Keighley: I'm gay.

Alicia: Oh, umm... well, I mean, I wasn't - I mean, that's fine.

Graham Keighley: Alicia?

Alicia: Yeah?

Graham Keighley: I'm kidding.

Graham Keighley: [Alicia has followed Graham into the men's restroom; she is met with awkward stares from the men] I'd love it if you weren't here.