Governor William J. Le Petomane Quotes in Blazing Saddles (1974)

Hedley Lamarr: Meeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry, sir, I didn't mean to overstep my bounds. You say that.

Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?

Hedley Lamarr: "Meeting is adjourned".

Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?

Hedley Lamarr: No, you *say* that, Governor.

Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?

Hedley Lamarr: "Meeting is adjourned".

Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?

Hedley Lamarr: [sighs, then gives the governor a paddleball] Here, play around with this for awhile.

Governor William J. Le Petomane: Thank you, Hedy.

Hedley Lamarr: No, it's Hedley!

Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?

Governor William J. Le Petomane: Thank you, Hedy, thank you

Hedley Lamarr: It's not *Hedy*, it's *Hedley*. Hedley Lamarr.

Governor William J. Le Petomane: What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue *her*.

Governor William J. Le Petomane: [pointing to a member of his cabinet] I didn't get a "harrumph" out of that guy!

Hedley Lamarr: Give the Governor harrumph!

Politician: Harrumph!

Governor William J. Le Petomane: You watch your ass.

[the Governor is having trouble putting his pen back into its holder]

Hedley Lamarr: Think of your secretary...

[the pen goes straight in]

Governor William J. Le Petomane: Thank you. That's a good one.

Hedley Lamarr: If you will just sign this, Governor. Right here.

Governor William J. Le Petomane: Yes, yes. What the hell is it?

Hedley Lamarr: Well, under the provisions of this bill, we would snatch two hundred thousand acres of Indian land, which we have deemed unsuitable for their use at this time. They're such children.

Governor William J. Le Petomane: Two hundred thousand acres? Two hundred thousand acres? What'll it cost, man, what'll it cost?

Hedley Lamarr: [brings out a carton of paddleballs] A box of these.

Governor William J. Le Petomane: Are you crazy? They'll never go for it. And then again they might. Those little red devils... they love toys!

Reporter: Sir, those are dummies.

Governor William J. Le Petomane: How do you think I got elected?

Hedley Lamarr: As per your instructions, I'd like you to meet the new sheriff of Rock Ridge.

Governor William J. Le Petomane: I'd be delighted.

[extends his hand, then yanks it away on seeing Bart]

Governor William J. Le Petomane: Wow!

[whistles, then drops his voice]

Governor William J. Le Petomane: I gotta talk to you. Come here.

[grabs Bart and pulls him aside]

Governor William J. Le Petomane: Have you gone berserk? Can't you see that man is a ni...

[turns and sees Bart]

Governor William J. Le Petomane: Ha ha... wrong person. Forgive me. No offense intended.

[walks Bart back, then pulls Hedley aside]

Governor William J. Le Petomane: Have you gone berserk? Can't you see that man is a ni?

Governor William J. Le Petomane: What the hell is this?

Hedley Lamarr: This is the bill that will convert the state hospital for the insane into the William J. Le Petomane memorial gambling casino for the insane.

Governor William J. Le Petomane: [Standing up proudly] Gentlemen, this bill will be a giant step forward in the treatment of the insane gambler.

Governor William J. Le Petomane: We've gotta protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen!

Governor William J. Le Petomane: Holy underwear! Sheriff murdered! Innocent women and children blown to bits! We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!