Gordy Quotes in Open Season (2006)
Gordy Quotes:
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Gordy: You know, the longer you wait, the harder it's gonna to be for him to adapt.
Beth: Oh, I'm sure he'll... that is, I think he'll...
Gordy: And the harder it's gonna be for you to leave him.
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Gordy: Shaw, open season isn't for three days. What is that buck doing on your hood?
Shaw: It ain't my fault. I hit him while driving.
Gordy: Where, on the interstate?
[flashback to Shaw veering off the interstate and hitting Elliot]
Shaw: [chuckling] Sorta.
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Gordy: You're not his mother.
Beth: I'm not mothering him.
[Boog taps on window]
Beth: Excuse me a moment. Go to bed, Boog!
-- Gordy -
Fishman: Sir, would it be ok if we called you Spider?
Max: Why the h - - would you wanna call me that?
Gordy: Because it's your nick name.
Max: Well fine then. Call me Spider!
Fishman: Spider. Spider. Spider!
Max: WHAT?
Fishman: How come your nick name's Spider?
Max: Because I once killed a kid who called me Spider, one time too many!
Fishman: Yeah, but how could he call you Spider one time too many if your nick name wasn't already Spider?
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Max: Watcha making?
Gordy: It's a crystal-dialed receiver. You know what that is, right?
Max: Yeah, of course I do. That is a beauty.
Gordy: That's the toolbox.
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[scouts singing]
Max: Alright! Knock it off! What is that? We run and dance and sing and play?
Gordy: My mom kinda wrote the words.
Max: Well they suck! Okay?
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[little kid rides up on a tricycle]
Kid: Can I play too?
Scouts: AAAAHHHH!
Barnhill: Little kid, go home.
Gordy: We're not playing, we're practicing.
Kid: You guys are silly.
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[Gordy's hanging from a ledge]
Max: Hey kid, how's it hanging? Alright, Gordy, I'm coming down to get you.
Gordy: No! You don't know what you're doing!
Max: Of course I do! I'm the Lizard! Remember?
Gordy: You mean the Spider?
Max: Right.
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Gordy: My mom says the guy who's taking us has hiked all over the world.
Barnhill: I'm sure he won't be half as good as the guy me and my dad had on our trip to the Serengeti.
Ralph: Barnhill, if you're dad is so friggin' cool, then why isn't he our scout leader?
Barnhill: Oh yeah. Spies have a lot of time for the scouts.
-- Gordy -
Ralph: We finally get to go on an overnight, and we end up at Grand Central Station.
Gordy: It's better than my backyard.
Ralph: Not by much.
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Gordy: He didn't know the difference in a beehive and a pine cone?
Kelsey: What're you getting at?
Gordy: I don't know.
-- Gordy -
Kelsey: Oh my God, we're trapped with a murderer!
Gordy: A psycho murderer!
Fishman: I don't think they cover that in here
[the scout manual]
Fishman: .
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Gray: [standing outside a gay bar] I can't do this.
Gordy: Yes, you can.
Gray: Why do I have to do this?
Gordy: Because you're gay and you have to start behaving like it.
-- Gordy -
Gordy: I happen to think you're pretty dandy.
-- Gordy -
Gray: What can I say? I am a mess.
Gordy: You don't look a mess. You look cute as a button. And buttons aren't messy.
Gray: Well, looks can be deceiving.
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Brinks: Your empire, sir. Would you like me to read off the list?
Hanky Royce: Yes, please, Mr. Brinks.
Brinks: [he reads off the list] Hero pig Breakfast food division. Sweet pops, Sugar tarts, Fudgy flakes.
Gordy: Hey, Hanky. Why don't we make natural foods? They're better bound for people's health.
Hanky Royce: He says change it to natural foods.
Brinks: He says?
Hanky Royce: The boss says he wants fresh foods. Wheat, oats and fruit. Get rid of all the chemicals and artificial junk.
[Brinks takes notes]
Brinks: Yes, sir.
Hanky Royce: What else is he in charge of?
Brinks: Hero Pig snack factories. Sofa Potato chips, Creamy dream cookies.
Gordy: Seem junk. Can't we change to something more wholesome?
Hanky Royce: The boss says he wants fresh foods like a real fruit drink and natural vitamins.
Brinks: This calls for a massive organization. I'll get a copy to Mr. Sipes, he'll get on it right away.
-- Gordy -
Jinnie Sue McAllister: Well, hey there, sleepy face. What are you doing under there? You must've fallen off the hog truck. So... I'm gonna take care of you.
Gordy: I'm trying to find my mamma.
Jinnie Sue McAllister: That's funny. I could've sworn I heard you say mamma.
Gordy: People can understand animals if you take the time to listen. My name is Gordy.
Jinnie Sue McAllister: [chuckles] Come on.
[She picks Gordy up and carries him in her arms]
Jinnie Sue McAllister: Now, what am I gonna call you? I know. Pinky!
-- Gordy -
Cousin Jake: Well, you sure have come up for the world, Mr. Hero Pig. We've been seeing your smilin' face all over the map.
Luke MacAllister: What are you doing out here all alone?
Hanky Royce: We're heading north looking for Gordy's folks.
Gordy: Hanky's grandpa says you should always do what's right.
Cousin Jake: That's right, Hanky. Always mind your grandpa.
Hanky Royce: Hey, Cousin Jake, you understand piggy talk.
Cousin Jake: I kinda guess at what he's oinking.
Gordy: It's hard to tell if Cousin Jake's pure in heart or simple minded.
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Hanky Royce: We've been waiting to ask you a favor, Grandpa. It's about his family. They're lost and he's worried sick. And he wants desperately to go look for them.
Father Pig: [flashback] I love you, Gordy!
Henry Royce: Gordy wants to go? Well, he can't. He's becoming a nation institution. People have taken Gordy into their hearts.
Gordy: Tell him I only wanted to do what's right.
Hanky Royce: He doesn't want to let anyone down, Grandpa. He only wants to do what's right.
Henry Royce: So it's all settled. Say no more about it.
-- Gordy -
Hanky Royce: They're still following us.
Gordy: Then we have to get out of here!
Hanky Royce: They'll grab us as soon as we get off. I don't know about you, but I'm getting kind of... scared.
Gordy: Don't worry, Hanky. We'll find a way.
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[last lines]
Cousin Jake: Meadowbrook farm. I guess we'll be saying goodbye.
Hanky Royce: Do we have to go, mom? Now that we've given Gordy his farm, he's inviting us to stay. Can't we, mom? Please?
Gordy: Please stay. There's nothing better than a happy family. Come on, say yes.
Luke MacAllister: If you say yes, I'll sure say yes.
Jessica Royce: Yes.
[Luke and Jessica kiss]
-- Gordy -
Hanky Royce: You deserve a reward, Gordy. If you can have anything in the world, what would you wish for?
Gordy: [Gordy was thinking about what Father pig told him] To find my family.
Hanky Royce: Where are they?
Gordy: They went somewhere pigs don't come back from. It's call up north.
Hanky Royce: Up north?
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Gordy: What's that thing?
Hanky Royce: It's a map of the world?
Gordy: World? It looks more like a pumpkin.
Hanky Royce: Here's the United States of America.
[points at United States]
Hanky Royce: And here's where we are.
[points at where they're at]
Gordy: Pretty colors. Can you see where my folks are?
Hanky Royce: Don't worry, Gordy. We'll find them. We have a big day tomorrow.
-- Gordy -
Hanky Royce: But we're not running away when your family's in danger. You've got no choice. Besides, as soon as we find them, we can come back.
Gordy: But finding my folks is my problem, Hanky. Are you sure you wanna come with me?
Hanky Royce: What are friends for.
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Hanky Royce: Gordy. Where are you, Gordy? Gordy.
[finds Gordy hiding in the costumes]
Hanky Royce: There you are.
Gordy: You know that thing in front of the camera? Mr. Sipes made him change it.
Hanky Royce: Change the lens? Why?
Gordy: I don't know, Hanky. But I think something funny is gonna happen.
Hanky Royce: Maybe we better change it back. Come on.
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Hanky Royce: [after many successes] Grandpa would be proud of you, Gordy.
Gordy: Thanks, Hanky. But I really think it's time for me to get going and find my family. They could be in trouble.
Hanky Royce: You're right. Time's running out.
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Gordy: This is your fate, you got to play this out to the end. Otherwise, you're going to walk around a ghost for the rest of your life.
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Brett Hanson: [about May] She wasn't afraid - of me, maybe anything.
Gordy: Shit, everyone's afraid of me. I never hurt a flea.
Martine: I'm not afraid of you, I get annoyed.
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Gordy: I think it would go away, because it wouldn't be like this obsession thing...
Martine: So it's like an obsession thing. You touch me and it goes away? Why is that?
Gordy: The mystery's gone.
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[Brett puts a letter in the mailbox]
Gordy: Now that's a sort of thing an ex murderer does. He mails a ransom note in the pouring rain.
Martine: I like him.
-- Gordy
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