Gordon Miller Quotes in Room Service (1938)

Gordon Miller: Shhh. Money.

Hilda Manny: If I don't come back you'll know it's good news.

Gordon Miller: And if you do come back bring four bottles of poison.

Gordon Miller: Too soon, too soon, he died too soon.

Harry Binelli: An hour too soon.

Leo Davis: Gee, I-I-I don't know whether I can keep it up for two and a half hours.

Gordon Miller: It's all right. We'll help you.

Harry Binelli: Hurry up, before they come back. And, groan, groan, stagger about and don't die too soon! You must take your time. And you mustn't die before 11 o'clock.

Leo Davis: Don't you worry! I'll give you the best performance you ever saw in a hotel bedroom!

Gordon Miller: That's the spirit! Good luck, Davis. Drop dead!

Gordon Miller: [Seeing Harpo, taking his coat off, with no shirt under] I see he comes prepared.

Harry Binelli: No, he doesn't believe in shirts!

Gordon Miller: Ah, he's an atheist!

Leo Davis: Oh, but you see, I've left home for good. I've burned my bridges behind me.

Gordon Miller: I see. But, you could go back if you wanted to.

Leo Davis: My mother seemed very happy when I left.

Gordon Miller: Only a mother's mask. At this moment, she may be sitting at the fireside, wringing her hands.

Leo Davis: Oh, we have no fireside.

Gordon Miller: You have no fireside? How do you listen to the President's speeches?

Gordon Miller: Wait a minute, suppose one of us got sick?

Harry Binelli: That's the idea! They can't pull a sick man out, it's against the law.

Gordon Miller: Remember, I had kidney trouble at the Astor and gallstones at the Plaza.

Harry Binelli: Oh, those were the happy days!

Gordon Miller: Might lead to a Hollywood contract.

Sasha: Hollywood! Oh, gentlemen, you are singing music in my ears. I, but, if Mr. Wagner finds out?

Gordon Miller: Think of the other Russians who made good in the same way, Gregory Ratoff... Ginger Rogersvitz...

Gordon Miller: [Disapprovingly] Love! He talks just like one of the characters in his play.

Harry Binelli: I don't know. I like-a love.

Gordon Miller: I like it too; but, there's a time and place for everything.

Harry Binelli: I like it anytime.

Gregory Wagner: Miller! How did that meal get here?

Gordon Miller: Eh, Dr. Glass ordered it for the patient.

Dr. Glass: Dr. Glass did nothing of the kind!

Gordon Miller: Say, I refuse to argue with a House Dick.

Dr. Glass: I'm not a Dick, I'm a Doctor. Doctor Glass.