Goemon Ishikawa Quotes in Rupan sansei (1978)

Goemon Ishikawa: This infantile need to prove your virility is humiliating to behold... and dangerous. Your lust for this creature has blinded you to her true nature.

Arsene Lupin III: [sighs] You're jealous. Both of you.

Goemon Ishikawa: I warn you - abandon these indecent cravings for the sake of your soul.

Daisuke Jigen: Save it. You'll never change him by preaching at him, Goemon.

Goemon Ishikawa: And you. What kind of friend are you, Jigen? You just encourage him. You treat it as some kind of joke. You're worse than he is.

Daisuke Jigen: Hey, I don't have to listen to this!

[a standoff between Goemon and Jigen ensues]

Goemon Ishikawa: Be careful I don't sink my blade into that hat of yours.

Daisuke Jigen: Yeah? You just try it.

Goemon Ishikawa: On second thought, I'd probably hit solid rock.

Daisuke Jigen: All this just to bag the two of us. Boy, with the Cold War over, things must be pretty slow.

Goemon Ishikawa: We can thank Lupin for getting us into this.

Daisuke Jigen: Life'd sure be dull without him, wouldn't it?

Goemon Ishikawa: Once again I have cut a worthless object.

Arsene Lupin III: Hey look who's got his game face on!

Goemon Ishikawa: An unworthy target defiles the weapon.

Goemon Ishikawa: The thing I can't stand is that secret indecent intention of yours!

Daisuke Jigen: Forget it. That's one thing you can never cure.

Goemon Ishikawa: And just what are you to Lupin? If you were a true friend, you should have cured his immoral habit years ago!

Daisuke Jigen: Don't get hysterical, you crazy man!

[a standoff between Goemon and Jigen ensues]

Goemon Ishikawa: I've been wanting to cut that hat of yours.

Daisuke Jigen: Hmm? What's that mean?

Goemon Ishikawa: I want to see if you're hiding a bald head!

Daisuke Jigen: Well, now! Wanna fight?

Daisuke Jigen: So, this is the genuine American navy?

Goemon Ishikawa: It's stupid. This is too unrealistic.

Daisuke Jigen: You and me are the things that are unrealistic.

Goemon Ishikawa: Bad enough that your infantile addiction to this woman has consistently rendered you an unreliable business partner. But even now, as she conspires with others to have us killed, you continue to defend her! It shows that...

Arsene Lupin III: Please. Go on. Shows what?

Goemon Ishikawa: ...that you are a weak man of no conviction and no honour.

Daisuke Jigen: Come on. You're being a little too harsh, aren't you, Goemon?

Goemon Ishikawa: It is only natural for you to defend the actions of Lupin, especially since you are responsible for some of his sins as well.

Daisuke Jigen: What? Why, you pious jerk!

Goemon Ishikawa: What?

[a standoff between Goemon and Jigen ensues]

Goemon Ishikawa: I've always wanted to slash that ridiculous hat of yours!

Daisuke Jigen: Huh? What was that?

Arsene Lupin III: Guys, come on!

Goemon Ishikawa: It's probably hiding a bald spot as big as your ass!

Daisuke Jigen: Now that's it!

Arsene Lupin III: Hey, wait! Come on! Look! You're right, OK? I'll turn over a brand new leaf! The woman is history! Word of honor! Now shake hands, and let's move on, OK?... I said let's go, alright, guys?

Goemon Ishikawa: A samurai warrior cannot work for a female. You accepted the commission to steal the stone for her only because you like the look of her ass. The wise man has said, "nice asses turn men into asses."

Arsene Lupin III: True... that sure was a wise guy.

Goemon Ishikawa: Your degenerate mockery is getting dangerously irritating!

Daisuke Jigen: Goemon, you ain't gonna get anywhere, so give up like I have.

Goemon Ishikawa: And do you dare to represent yourself as his friend? Willingness to amputate without ether is the test of friendship, and you have failed it!

Daisuke Jigen: God, you're such a boring schmuck!

[a standoff between Goemon and Jigen ensues]

Goemon Ishikawa: The time has come for me to slice off your hat!

Daisuke Jigen: Mm? Just try!

Goemon Ishikawa: We shall see how little brain you have underneath it!

Daisuke Jigen: Okay! Try your luck!

Daisuke Jigen: Oh!

[holding swollen jaw]

Goemon Ishikawa: Does it hurt?

Daisuke Jigen: No, I'm just humming a little song called "Ouch!" How was your sword stolen, anyway?

Goemon Ishikawa: Please do not ask me that question.

Daisuke Jigen: You know I'm right. It was a girl. I'm serious, I can read you like a book, Goemon.

[Goemon blushes]

Daisuke Jigen: Was she a pretty girl? A real pretty girl?

Daisuke Jigen: Forgot to bring any aspirin...

Goemon Ishikawa: You forgot? How could you forget With all the pain you're in?

Daisuke Jigen: You seem to have forgotten you lost your sword there, buddy!

Daisuke Jigen: Hey there, Lupin. You figure a way in yet?

Lupin III: Nope. That place is incredible. A nest of lasers and radar.

Daisuke Jigen: I see. We may even need a tank.

Goemon Ishikawa: That's why you called Zenigata, right?

Daisuke Jigen: What? Is that true, Lupin?

Lupin III: Exactly! You've got good intuition.

Goemon Ishikawa: Use poison to fight poison, eh?

Goemon Ishikawa: This sword you face tonight is like no other.

Goemon Ishikawa: Once again I have cut a worthless object...

Lupin III: The first thing we'll do is escape the castle. Jigen, Goemon, cover us!

Daisuke Jigen: Leave it to us! We'll hold them off here!

Lady Clarisse de Cagliostro: Take care of yourselves, please. You too, Mr. Jigen.

Daisuke Jigen: Wha...?

Lady Clarisse de Cagliostro: Please come back safely. I'll never forget your kindness as long as I live.

Goemon Ishikawa: Go on, get out of here!

Lupin III: Hurry, Clarisse!

Lady Clarisse de Cagliostro: I'm coming!

[Clarisse and Lupin leave]

Daisuke Jigen: She called me MISTER Jigen...

Goemon Ishikawa: She's sweet.

Daisuke Jigen: Let's get started!