Gloria Thorpe Quotes in Damn Yankees! (1958)

Van Buren: We didn't invite the press this morning, Gloria.

Gloria Thorpe: Aw Benny, you're very foolish to have this prejudice against me just because I'm a woman. My paper gives you as much space as the others do.

Van Buren: I only wondered why you got here so early.

Gloria Thorpe: I came down to see the naked men.

Gloria Thorpe: Wait a minute, I got it! Shoeless Joe Hardy!

Mr. Applegate: Uh, if you will permit me to say a word, I happen to represent the Hannibal Bugle. And I'm telling you right now that everybody in our little ol' town is just as proud as pumpkins of little ol' Joe!

Gloria Thorpe: Well thank little ol' you, and thank little ol' Joe!

Reporter: Do you think Washington will win the pennant?

Gloria Thorpe: Yeah, when I swim the Channel.