Gloria Mundy Quotes in Foul Play (1978)
Gloria Mundy Quotes:
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Tony Carlson: I think we got off on the wrong foot.
Gloria Mundy: Yes, and it seems to be in your mouth.
Tony Carlson: OK, I deserve that. Listen, it's Gloria, right? You're a really nice girl and I'm a nice guy, and you're very pretty with or without cleavage, and what do you say... would you like to take a shower?
Gloria Mundy: I don't pick up strange men.
Tony Carlson: Well, that's your problem.
Gloria Mundy: So why don't you try it?
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Tony Carlson: I play Detective. You play Lady In Distress.
Gloria Mundy: Hey, wait a minute. It's *my* ass they're after.
Tony Carlson: I'm sorry. You're right. That was a stupid, glib, chauvinist remark and I apologize. It *is* your ass they're after, and it's my job to see to it that... I get there first.
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Bob Scott: Beware of the dwarf.
Gloria Mundy: Gee Scotty, I don't think there is a dwarf in this movie.
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Tony Carlson: What do you say to a bottle of wine and a couple of steaks?
Gloria Mundy: Well, you could start by saying, "Hello".
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Tony Carlson: Gloria, just sit back and enjoy the fire. I'm pouring you a nice, warm, albino martini. Here you go, drink this, then it's off to bed.
Gloria Mundy: You should have been a doctor.
Tony Carlson: Okay, we'll play whatever you like.
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Gloria Mundy: He told me all about Monica.
Tony Carlson: Monica?
Gloria Mundy: Yes, Monica.
[reads from note clipped to Tony's refrigerator]
Gloria Mundy: "Darling, you are all out of milk and cottage cheese. I will pick them up in the morning. Love, Monica."
Tony Carlson: Oh, Monica. She's my cleaning lady. She comes in twice a week and really cleans the decks.
Gloria Mundy: Uh-huh. Trims the sails?
Tony Carlson: Blows the pipes.
Gloria Mundy: Will we be expecting her today at all?
Tony Carlson: No, we won't be seeing her any more. You see, Monica drowned this morning.
Gloria Mundy: Oh, really? Just like that.
Tony Carlson: Yeah. It was really sad but we both saw it coming.
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Gloria Mundy: [trying to explain the car chase] Kojak - Bang bang?
Japanese man: Ah, Kojak - Bang bang!
[breaks into laughter]
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Gloria Mundy: Do you have any binoculars?
Stanley Tibbits: What's that? Binoculars. Are you into that, too? Me, as well. I read about it in Penthouse. Just a second.
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Gloria Mundy: Take me home.
Stanley Tibbits: What?
Gloria Mundy: Take me home, please.
Stanley Tibbits: Uh, sure. Um... my place or-or, yours?
Gloria Mundy: Which is closer?
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Stella: Suppose that guy attacked you instead of pulling that weird stunt in the theater, huh? What would you have done?
Gloria Mundy: I would have hit him with my umbrella.
Stella: Talk about ancient! Really, honey, you've got to drag yourself into the Seventies! You've got to get some merchandise!
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Fergie: Well, what was he after?
Gloria Mundy: He wanted the cigarettes.
Fergie: He was after a cigarette?
Gloria Mundy: Oh no, he wanted the whole pack.
Fergie: Man, talk about greedy.
-- Gloria Mundy
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