Glenn Cho Quotes in G.B.F. (2013)
Glenn Cho Quotes:
'Shley Osgoode: [pulling Glenn aside at a drunken house party] So, your... your friend Tanner won't tell anything about the J's.
Glenn Cho: The... the... the who?
'Shley Osgoode: The... the H.J's and the B.J's - pretty much any of the J's - but I've got an idea: You are gonna show me how.
Glenn Cho: Oh.
'Shley Osgoode: And it's not gonna count because you're, like, supes gay-mosexual.
Glenn Cho: Oh-h, yeah, right, but...
'Shley Osgoode: Shh! Just pretend I'm, like, some super-hot guy - like David Archuleta.
[throws herself upon Glenn]
Glenn Cho: Oh... oh, David Archuleta? David, don't you worry. I'm gonna teach you all about the H.J's and the... the B.J.'s and the Jay-Z's and the J. J. Abrams.
Sophie Aster: And is he wearing bronzer?
Glenn Cho: He's... Spray-Tanner, now.
Sophie Aster: What the hell is Guydar?
Glenn Cho: Where have YOU been? It's the new app that lets gay guys find other gay guys through state-of-the-art, globally-positioned technology.
Brent Van Camp: She knows.
Glenn Cho: [defensively] I only know about it because Brent here tried to download it onto MY phone.
Brent Van Camp: Yeah, and hetero buzzkill here totally cock-blocked me.
Tanner Daniels: See, I'm not soiling my pristine phone with some slutty gay hookup app.
Brent Van Camp: Tanner, we're not gonna DO anything. We're just gonna... see if there ARE other gay guys in this town and find out how many cubic feet away they are from us. It's science.
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