Glenda Quotes in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

Glenda: Now Andie, I hope you know that we expect you to come back here because you have held Ben to his lowest bullshit score since his tonsillectomy and we are thrilled!

Jack: LOWEST!

Andie: Why, were all his other girlfriends bullshit losers?

Glenda: What other girlfriends? You are the first girl he ever brought home! Don't you break his heart now!

Ben: [introducing Andie to his family] And this is Joey Jr.

Glenda: [to Jack, playing BS] Bullshit!

Ben: Now the whole family suffers from tourette's, I hope that's not a problem.

Luli McMullen: Glenda, do you go to church?

Glenda: [sniffing coke] Church is for brunettes.

Glenda: Come on give me your hand, I can't leave my eyes closed for too long while I'm drivin'.

Glenda: Dear God, don't let that old guy die - yet. Best wishes, Glenda.

Glenda: Do you like whiskey?

Luli McMullen: Uh, no.

Glenda: What, are you some kinda communist?

Glenda: Dear god, don't let that old man die - yet.

Glenda: [on Eddie] He's broken and he's no good to nobody.

Ricky: Alex, will you lend me 20 bucks? I need to be covered.

[Alex looks at Ricky's cards and lends him a $20 bill]

Ricky: [lays down his cards] Three aces.

Tom: [lays down his cards] Not good enough. Flush. Want to play another hand?

Ricky: I'm clean. You guys cleaned me out.

Alex: [hands Ricky a $100 bill] Here. Let's play one more hand. Be careful, Ricky. They're taking you for a ride. These bastards wouldn't know a straight game even if they followed one home.

Glenda: What did you say?

Alex: You heard me, twat! You don't get a full house or a royal flush four times in a row unless you're cheating.

Tom: You shouldn't say those things. People like us could take it the wrong way.

Alex: Deal the cards, mister... where I can see 'em!

Glenda: Hot digitty!