Glen Whitmann Quotes in Transformers (2007)

[Keller enters the FBI interrogation room]

Maggie Madsen: What's going on?

Keller: You're coming with me. You're going to be my advisor.

Glen Whitmann: Me, too?

Keller: Who's this?

Maggie Madsen: He's... MY advisor.

Keller: He comes too.

[Epps and Glen stare at the gashes in the All Spark chamber]

USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: What's that? Freddy Krueger been up in here or something?

Glen Whitmann: Oh, no, man. Freddy Krueger have four blades, man. That's only three. That's Wolverine!

[growls and laughs]

Glen Whitmann: Right? That's Wolverine!

Agent Simmons: [in a serious tone] That's very funny.

Glen Whitmann: Maggie? No! This is my private area, my place of Zen and peace.

[Glenn's grandmother yells at him]

Glen Whitmann: SHUT UP, GRANDMA!

Maggie Madsen: Glen, seriously, don't you want to see something classified?

Glen Whitmann: ...how classified?

Maggie Madsen: Like "I will go to jail for the rest of my life for showing you" classified.

Glen Whitmann: Oh yes! Yes! Yes!

Glen Whitmann: Get off my grandmama's carpet! She don't like nobody on the carpet! Especially police!

Glen Whitmann: Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you, how it's gonna happen. They gonna come through that door, they're gonna play good cop, bad cop. Don't fall for that, alright?

[Maggie rubs her head]

Glen Whitmann: That's why I ate their food. See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If you don't touch it, you're guilty!

[exhibits empty plate]

Glen Whitmann: I ate the whole plate. The WHOLE plate. So, me and you: they walk through that door, you don't say nothing.

[Agents enter the room, and Glen is calm up to the point an agent places his briefcase on the table... ]

Glen Whitmann: [pointing to Maggie] It was her! She did it! She did it! She's the one you want!

Maggie Madsen: Glen!

Glen Whitmann: Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me criminal!

[burps]

Glen Whitmann: Woah, sugar rush.

[Simmons, Keller, Maggie and Glenn test a radio to see if it still operates]

Agent Simmons: [finding success] We're hot! We're live!

Glen Whitmann: Where are the mics?

Agent Simmons: [freezes] ... Mics?

Glen Whitmann: This doesn't work without mics, Simmons!

Agent Simmons: No, no, no, no, no!

Glen Whitmann: Shoot that motherf...!

[Frenzy launches a CD-shruiken at Glenn]

Glen Whitmann: WHOA!

Glen Whitmann: Hey, I'm still a virgin...

Maggie Madsen: Glenn, SHUT UP!