Glen Whitmann Quotes in Transformers (2007)
Glen Whitmann Quotes:
[Keller enters the FBI interrogation room]
Maggie Madsen: What's going on?
Keller: You're coming with me. You're going to be my advisor.
Glen Whitmann: Me, too?
Keller: Who's this?
Maggie Madsen: He's... MY advisor.
Keller: He comes too.
[Epps and Glen stare at the gashes in the All Spark chamber]
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: What's that? Freddy Krueger been up in here or something?
Glen Whitmann: Oh, no, man. Freddy Krueger have four blades, man. That's only three. That's Wolverine!
[growls and laughs]
Glen Whitmann: Right? That's Wolverine!
Agent Simmons: [in a serious tone] That's very funny.
Glen Whitmann: Maggie? No! This is my private area, my place of Zen and peace.
[Glenn's grandmother yells at him]
Glen Whitmann: SHUT UP, GRANDMA!
Maggie Madsen: Glen, seriously, don't you want to see something classified?
Glen Whitmann: ...how classified?
Maggie Madsen: Like "I will go to jail for the rest of my life for showing you" classified.
Glen Whitmann: Oh yes! Yes! Yes!
Glen Whitmann: Get off my grandmama's carpet! She don't like nobody on the carpet! Especially police!
Glen Whitmann: Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you, how it's gonna happen. They gonna come through that door, they're gonna play good cop, bad cop. Don't fall for that, alright?
[Maggie rubs her head]
Glen Whitmann: That's why I ate their food. See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If you don't touch it, you're guilty!
[exhibits empty plate]
Glen Whitmann: I ate the whole plate. The WHOLE plate. So, me and you: they walk through that door, you don't say nothing.
[Agents enter the room, and Glen is calm up to the point an agent places his briefcase on the table... ]
Glen Whitmann: [pointing to Maggie] It was her! She did it! She did it! She's the one you want!
Maggie Madsen: Glen!
Glen Whitmann: Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me criminal!
Glen Whitmann: Woah, sugar rush.
[Simmons, Keller, Maggie and Glenn test a radio to see if it still operates]
Agent Simmons: [finding success] We're hot! We're live!
Glen Whitmann: Where are the mics?
Agent Simmons: [freezes] ... Mics?
Glen Whitmann: This doesn't work without mics, Simmons!
Agent Simmons: No, no, no, no, no!
Glen Whitmann: Shoot that motherf...!
[Frenzy launches a CD-shruiken at Glenn]
Glen Whitmann: WHOA!
Glen Whitmann: Hey, I'm still a virgin...
Maggie Madsen: Glenn, SHUT UP!
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Characters on Transformers (2007)
- Sam Witwicky
- Captain Lennox
- USAF Tech Sergeant Epps
- Judy Witwicky
- Ron Witwicky
- Tom Banachek
- Maggie Madsen
- Bobby Bolivia
- USAF Master Sgt. Epps
- Sarah Lennox
- Tooth Fairy Girl
- International Operator
- USAF Staff Sergent
- Admiral Brigham
- Captain Witwicky
- Boy in Car
- First Sergeant Donnelly
- ACWO Jorge "Fig" Figueroa
- Enlisted Aide
- The President
- Mr. Hosney
- SOCCENT Colonel Sharp