Glauren Quotes in Haggard (2003)

Glauren: What I need right now is heavy metal music, hard drinkin, mayhem, shit you can't offer me right now, okay Ryan?

Ryan Dunn: Who are you? You don't even like fast music - you don't even drink.

Glauren: [indignant] Yeah. Before I met Hellboy. You know what your problem is? You always want shit to stay the same, okay? I need to get out there. I wanna play the field - of dicks.

[beat]

Ryan Dunn: Eww.

[Glauren and Hellboy are having sex; Valo and Falcone are eavesdropping]

Glauren: Teenagers were meant to fuck.

Valo: Did she just say "teenagers were meant to fuck"?

Glauren: What do you mean no? You said you'd do anything for me the other night!

Ryan: I think I was drunk... and rather stupid. So no. And fuck off.

Glauren: Me fuck off?

Ryan: FUCK OFF!

Glauren: Fuck you!

[slaps Valo]

Glauren: Hellboy fucking fingered me.

[Talking about Hellboy's tattoo]

Glauren: Actually, he's got a rhino. Ya' know, I'm a Leo so I like rhinos...

[In a sarcastic voice]

Ryan Dunn: Yeah, rhino, real cool.

Glauren: I got a two o'clock.

Ryan Dunn: I am your two o'clock. You're a hairdresser, I got bad hair and I need you to cut it.

Glauren: You're an asshole.

Ryan Dunn: You look beautiful today.

Glauren: You look like shit.

Ryan Dunn: Gee thanks, why do you think I'm in here? I'm getting my hair cut. I know I look like shit.

Glauren: I get all the free games I want. What can you offer me?

Ryan: I don't know how I can compete with free games, but how about my UTTER DEVOTION to you?

Glauren: That's so overrated.