Gladys Quotes in Over the Hedge (2006)

Gladys: [after installing a lot of traps] What about this one, this Depelter Turbo?

Dwayne: That's a contraband item, ma'am, as it is illegal in every state,

[with his hand over his heart]

Dwayne: except Texas.

Gladys: I don't care if this violates the Geneva Conventions, I want it.

Dwayne: I thought you might, so I took the liberty of installing it for you.

[as he tosses a stuffed bear in it]

Dwayne: Adios, animal infenstation.

RJ: [it traps it] AHHHHH!

Gladys: [we see it in a cage, with outside burned off] Ohhh, very nice.

Gladys: I'm sorry Janis, did I just hear them say *rabid squirrel*?

Janis: Oh, I think they're proabably just over reacting.

Gladys: But what if they're not? What if we a potential pandemic on our hands, vermin running loose, spreading disease and lowering our property values?

Janis: Yeah, I have a casserole in the oven, gotta run.

Gladys: Fine, you worry about your casserole, and I'll worry about *the end of suburban peace and tranquility*!

Dwayne: What do we have here?

[Inhale]

Dwayne: Didelphis marsupialis virginianus. Aproximately ten pounds.

[Inhale]

Dwayne: Male.

Gladys: I think it's dead.

Dwayne: Oh, really? Do you in fact have a associates degree from VermTech? I think he wants you to think he's dead.

Stella: [to Tiger] Look, its not you. It... it won't work, OK? Because I'm a... a...

Gladys: [walks in, sees Stella] *Skunk!*

Stella: Yeah, that.

Police Officer: Now you do realize that was a Depelter Turbo.

Gladys: Officer, please. This Verminator sold it to me.

Police Officer: Hey, hey, it was in your yard, your name's on the contract, so you can tell it to the judge.

Gladys: Oh please, it's not my fault, let go of me don't do this to me...

Police Officer: Ma'am...

Gladys: [yelling] You can't do this to me! I am president of the Homeowners Association!

Dwayne: [quietly as she is fighting the police] Get her.

[he climbs over a fence and accidently steps on a squeak toy]

Nugent the Dog: Play.

Dwayne: Oh, no, no, no, no, no...

[there is a bite heard]

Dwayne: AHHHHH!

Gladys: That's the...

Dwayne: The Depelter Turbo. Prepare for a lot of stinging.

Gladys: [On cell phone] No, I can talk. I'm just driving.

Gladys: [On phone] The homeowners charter, which you signed, says the grass is supposed to be two inches, and according to my measuring stick, yours is two-point-five.

Dwayne: I believe someone phoned about an animal problem? The solution is standing before you. Dwayne LaFontaine is here.

Gladys: Where have you been? I am throwing a Welcome to the Neighborhood party tomorrow, and so far, Debbie's car has killed more animals than you have.

Dwayne: Stand down, sister. I personally guarantee that there won't be a living thing at this party. The Verminator is on the job.

[as Nick recklessly speeds around dangerous curves to rescue Catherine]

Gladys: I'm too old to die young!

Gladys: The only man who could have his way with me now is Milton Hershey.

Gladys: I'm gonna have red beans for dinner!

Warren Haggerty: Would I ask you to do this thing for me if I didn't consider you practically my wife?

Gladys: Would you ask your wife to hook up with that ape?

Bill Chandler: The ape objects.

Gladys: I don't care who he is. Nobody talks to me like a house detective.

Warren Haggerty: How do you know how a house detective talks?

Gladys: Don't you think I read?

Warren Haggerty: Gladys, do you want me to kill myself?

Gladys: Did you change your insurance?

Gladys: The things I do for that newspaper!

Magistrate: Well I hope you'll be very happy and don't forget to invite me to your silver anniversary.

Gladys: It'll have to be in the next six weeks!

Connie Allenbury: Any woman can be starved by neglect. The little attentions Bill paid you seemed so much greater, because you weren't getting them from Haggerty.

Gladys: The only time Warren ever sent me flowers, he signed Bill's name to the card!

Connie Allenbury: Exactly! He probably never noticed the clothes you wore, never told you how lovely you looked, the way Bill did.

Gladys: That's right! How did you know?

Connie Allenbury: Women can't fool women about men.

Gladys: Driver, can't you go any faster?

Cab Driver: I can lady, but the cab can't.

Gladys: Watch out! He's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.

Gladys: Gosh dang it.

Colin Smith: There's other places besides London you know.

Gladys: Well I don't think so.

Audrey: You'll end up in prison one of these days.

Gladys: If he aint careful.

Colin Smith: It'd get me out of this dump.

Audrey: It ain't the only way to get out of it.

Gladys: My dear, we were intimate. The times we use to have together! I bet she never told you about that - you're too young.