Girl 1 Quotes in Into the Storm (2014)

[first lines]

Boy 1: Hey, pass the bottle over.

Boy 2: A little busy back here, okay?

Girl 1: Yeah, we can see that, David.

Girl 2: Yeah, you can get un-busy.

Boy 2: Oh, come on, Marce. I mean, you know, we skipped graduation for this.

Girl 2: You are not graduating down there, David Brody.

Girl 1: Hey, you better not be filming us.

Boy 1: No, just checking my messages.

Girl 2: [electricity pops] What was that?

Girl 2: [electricity pops again] Did you see that?

Boy 1: What?

Ahkmenrah: [gesturing to his Tablet] My parents gave me this tablet some 3,000 years ago. Entrusting me with one of my people's most prized possesions.

Girl 1: Does it do anything?

Ahkmenrah: 'Do anything'?

Girl 2: Yeah, what's the point if it doesn't do anything?

Ahkmenrah: [looks at Dexter who chatters, "'Tell em'"] Actualy, it has a magical power to bring all of the exhibits to life!

Girl 2: No, really, what's it do?

Ahkmenrah: [stares at them] Nothing, it's just for decoration...

Girl 1: [wispering] I knew it.

Girl 2: Mmm-hmm.

Girl #1: I can't believe he brought that bitch to our bar. This is our bar!

Girl #2: Forget her. She's a Skeev.

Girl #1: But is she prettier than me?

Girl #2: Of course not, you're beautiful.

[Girl #1 throws up all over Girl #2]

Girl #2: Oh my God, you fucking bitch!

Roach: [At the Jokers house door] Knock.

Day-Day: You want me to knock?

Roach: Well knock.

[Day-Day knocks at the door slightly]

Roach: You're acting like a little bitch right now man, they're not gonna hear that, the music is playing.

Day-Day: Excuse me partner, that was a fuckin' ghetto knock I just did.

Roach: I'm gonna show you how to knock on a door.

Day-Day: Hey, hey no stop.

Baby Joker: [Inside the house when Roach is banging on their door with his feet] Yeah, rub that shit.

Joker: [He hears Roach banging his door and get's his gun] I hear something? Fuckin' shit. Yeah I got to do everything around here, SHIT! Ruining my flow.

Girl #1: [Talking to Lil Joker when kissing her neck] Right there.

Joker: [When talking to his brothers] Hey you lover boys, YOU HEAR THAT SHIT!

Day-Day: [Talking to Roach about banging the door with his feet] Motherfucker you better stop, they're gonna think we're the police in there.

Roach: It get's results.

Joker: [the brothers opening the door at a gunpoint] The fuck do you want?

Day-Day: We came to borrow some sugar.

Joker: Does this look like a fuckin' 7-Eleven to you homes? Do you see a Red-Dot on my Forehead my friend? Do you see an ATM in the corner that doesn't work? DO YOU? NO, YOU DON'T SO FUCK YOU MY FRIEND. Get the fuck outta here Day-Day, and you to, Slim Shady.

Day-Day: No problem, we're gone.

Roach: Hold on, just a second, hey man you've run over my skateboard. I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT, ALL RIGHT!

Joker: What?

Day-Day: [the Joker brothers grab him and Roach and get them inside their house] Oh no, that's that bullshit, man it ain't like...

Girl #1: My mom and dad are very religious. At night I hear them scream "Jesus"!

[Evelyn is cut off in a parking lot]

Evelyn Couch: Hey! I was waiting for that spot!

Girl #1: Face it, lady, we're younger and faster!

[Evelyn rear-ends the other car six times]

Girl #1: What are you *doing*?

Girl #2: Are you *crazy*?

Evelyn Couch: Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.

[first lines]

Girl #1: [as she and her friend chase after a young boy] Where are you?

Girl #1: [as they find the boy trying to hide behind the house] Gotcha now. If you wanted to play house, all you had to do was ask. Haven't you ever kissed a girl before?

Young Loverboy: [shakes his head]

Girl #1: Oh, it's easy. All you do is close your eyes and pucker up. Like this.

[closes her eyes and puckers her lips]

Young Loverboy: [copies the demonstration]

Girl #1: [opens her eyes so that she and her friend can pull down the boy's shorts. She puts one foot on his shorts to prevent his pulling them up again] We want to see... what's down there. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

[starts to lift her dress as she encourages the boy to drop his pants]

Girl #1: [she and her friend laugh as the boy exposes himself to them] That's it? Looks like an acorn!

Girl #1: [as the boy runs away] Hey, come back! Come back! Come back, loverboy...

Samantha: [Heather kicks bathroom stall door to try and get out, Samantha has her pinned inside] Say it.

Samantha: [Heather kicks stall door again] Say it.

Samantha: "I'm a fire-crotch."

Heather: What?

Samantha: "I am a fire-crotch."

Heather: How many football players put it in you before your mom got sick of having another tramp around the house?

Girl #1: [Samantha pulls open the stall door angrily, then proceeds to punch Heather in the stomach] Nice one.

Samantha: [Heather is keeled over in pain] If you know what's good for you, you'll run away and never, ever come back.

Samantha: Got it, fire-crotch?