Girl Quotes in The Legend of Billie Jean (1985)

Girl: Billie Jean, you wanna go to Mexico?

Billie Jean: No, I can't.

Girl: But they can't touch you down there.

Billie Jean: I have to find my brother.

Keno: Hey which of you lovely ladies gets to ride with me tonight?

Girl: Dream on, Dweeb.

Keno: Okay, and when I do I'll dream of someone a little thinner.

Billy Jack: [giggling] I can't believe it. I really can't believe this guy. Can you believe it?

Jean: Not really, no.

Billy Jack: You know what he reminds me of?

Jean: What?

Billy Jack: A little monkey. Posner's little monkey, runnin' around tryin' to get in all the bananas. Get your blouse and get outa' here.

Girl: Will you look?

Billy Jack: [scoffs] Probably. Get your blouse.

Girl: Hey, what do those white wings mean?

Billy Wings: They're for licking virgin pussy. Red wings for licking a bleeding pussy. See that? Blue and yellow wings for licking a police woman. Green wings for licking a pussy with crabs. Purple wings... They're for licking a dead pussy... See that? Pill popping, cunt eating, dope smoking, mother fucker. But you know... in a good way.

Girl: He's bleeding!

Alex Corvis (The Crow): I don't bleed.

Girl: [the Duc is about to be guillotined] Your Grace, there's an urgent letter for you.

Duc De Pommfrit: Oh, drop it in the basket, I'll read it later.

[first lines]

Ringo: [shoots a snake out of the claws of a flying hawk and cuts egg out of it]

Cowboy: [draws his gun on Piringo and whistles appreciatively]

Boss: Piringo. Been looking for you. It's the end of the road for you.

Boss: [gong] What's that sound?

Ringo: That's the sound of the Gion Shoja temple bells.

Boss: What?

Ringo: You know, those Heike and Genji boys. On a distant island, these to clans split into the Reds and the Whites. Waged a war. Sort of like that, uh, War of the Roses, ya know? In England?

Boss: Who won? The Whites?

Ringo: This high noon battle was waged in Dannoura. Hear the Heike clan in red got themselves hog-tied by the Genji clan in white. Their story goes a little something like this.

Ringo: [switching into Chinese accent] The sound of the Gion Shoja temple bells echoes the impermanence of all things.

Boss: What bells you say?

Ringo: The color of the Sala flower reveals the truth that to flourish is to fall.

[gong]

Ringo: The proud do not endure, like a passing dream on a night in spring.

[sudden shoot out]

Ringo: The mighty fall at last.

Boss: See you in hell!

Ringo: [shoots him, then back into cowboy accent] To be no more than dust before the wind.

[mixes his egg]

Girl: Piringo! That's why I love you!

[last lines]

[at a funeral, a young girl spots a stranger]

Girl: Hey, mister! Wait! Mister, wait! Um, excuse me, sir, but I was wondering if you knew my grandmother Leila... Yes. It's you, isn't it? My grandmother told me about you. So, I'd be honoured if you could come to our house. My father would be so happy...

D: I appreciate the kindness.

Girl: Oh, come on, we don't live very far...

D: I just came to keep a promise I made to an old friend. She was afraid no one would mourn her death. I'm glad she was so wrong.

Girl: Okay, I guess I see... anyway, thank you for coming.

[D smiles at her, and rides out]

Girl: Goodbye. Goodbye!

Left Hand: Well, that was nice. You're not so bad after all... you just dress bad.

Guy: By the way, who're you waitin' for anyway?

Girl: I'm waitin' for Dolemite!

Guy: For who?

Dolemite: Dolemite, motherfucker, ya heard?

Girl: You can't just hurt people for no reason!

Prisoner KSC2-303: A lot of people are better off dead.

Girl: That's not for you to judge!

Prisoner KSC2-303: What're you, a preacher?

Girl: I can't remember anything that happened before I got here.

Prisoner KSC2-303: Yeah, right.

Girl: How about you? Why were you in prison?

Prisoner KSC2-303: Well, I was...

Girl: You don't remember either?

Prisoner KSC2-303: I, uh, forget things easily.

Girl: Oh... you, too!

Prisoner KSC2-303: What's all this got to do with me?

Girl: It's your destiny.

Girl: If you did something like that, you're no different from those men.

Prisoner KSC2-303: They're bastards, I'm not.

Girl: [speaking to Villain at the end] I should have been on your side.

[Prisoner KSC2-303 slaps her]

Girl: You're like them... a genetically engineered, right?

Tallis: Not like them.

Angel - Tallis' Rifle: Tallis is electronically enhanced, not a cyborg. He has a nano-relay transmitter in his eye, otherwise he's human, like you. The Drones are biomechanical replicants. If you've ever seen one without its mask you'll understand.

Tallis: There's 500K of uncut Hamex in that pistol grip.

Angel - Tallis' Rifle: [Girl tries to fire at Tallis] Trigger mechanism inoperable. You are *not* the authorised user of this weapon. He's offering to share his food with you.

Girl: Did your rifle just talk to me?

Angel - Tallis' Rifle: Tallis was hardwired for to kill, not to nurse, so choose your next move carefully.

Tallis: [offers food] Do you want any of this?

Tallis: What's happening out there?

Girl: Most people were too shocked to do anything. Others took in to live underground... like rats. Some of us chose to fight, to make a stand.

Tallis: Who's running the Drones?

Girl: They run off their first initiative, to kill human beings. Every month we make a sweep trying to find the new nerve center. If we can find it, destroy it, then theoretically we can disable them.

Tallis: Any luck?

Girl: Based on intercepted radio transmissions the Drones are being run out of the city of Thebes refinery.

Angel - Tallis' Rifle: The city of Thebes was the target of our final great assualt, our last stand.

Girl: It's their vulnerable underbelly, they know that. You know, kind of like a guard dog protecting its dead master.

John Haven: [to barman] Whiskey... like you pour it for yourself.

Girl: Don't you know it's no fun to drink alone?

John Haven: Not until after the first one.

Brandon Walsh: My new tires! They popped my new tires those son of a... I'm going to kill...

[Brandon takes a little girl's bike]

Brandon Walsh: Thanks I owe you one.

Girl: My bike! I want my bike, I want my bike, I want my bike.

Fear: [Watching Riley's dream] Let me guess, she forgot to put on her pants.

Girl: Look, the new girl has no pants on!

Fear: Called it!

Randy: So where's Felicia?

Andy: Fel-ate-cha. Yeah.

Ian: She's in...

Andy: Fe-lay-cha! You banging her?

Ian: We're just friends.

Randy: I'm uncircumcised.

Girl: Fuck off!

Randy: Wait, I thought you took her to prom?

Ian: Yeah, but it was a just-friends kinda thing.

Randy: You should bang her. We would.

Andy: Dude, we would bang her so hard.

Randy: Tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it!

Andy: Yeah. Hard.

Randy: With our dicks!

Andy: Yeah, our dicks are huge!

Randy: You can see them from space!

Myrtle Edmonds: [regarding the bite mark Lilo gave her] Does this look infected to you?

Lilo: Yeah!

Myrtle Edmonds: You'd better not have rabies.

Girl: If you have rabies, the doctors are gonna have to cut...

Lilo: Are you playing dolls?

[the others hide their dolls]

Myrtle Edmonds: You don't have a doll.

Lilo: [pulls a strange looking rag doll from her backpack] This is Scrump.

[other girls gasp in horror]

Lilo: I made her. But her head is too big, so I pretended that a bug laid eggs in her ear, and she's upset because she has only a few more days to...

[notices that all the other girls are gone; She throws Scrump on the floor and walks away, then returns for Scrump]

Girl: I'd rather get the black plague and lock myself in an iron maiden than go out with him.

Girl: [the astronaut comes home with a grey box. he is greeted by his daughter] What did you bring me?

Grimaldi: You'll see.

[the astronaut goes into the parlor. his daughter follows]

Girl: [she runs after him] Wait, wait for me. What is it?

Loknar: [the astronaut opens the box and a green orb rises out. it hovers in front of him for a second, then destroys his body in a gooey mass of flesh and bone. it evaporates quickly into nothing. the orb confronts the girl] Do not try to escape. You are in my control. Look at me: I am the sum of all evils. Look carefully. My power infests all times, all galaxies, all dimensions. But many still seek me out; a green jewel they must possess. But see how I destroy their lives.

[the screen cuts to the first story]

[first lines]

girl: I've never gone parking before. I'm really not that kind of a girl.

boy: Well, I'm not the kind of a guy who would go with *that* kind of girl.

girl: Why that's so sweet - I think.

boy: There's nothing to be scared of.

[as alien craft rears up in front of them]

[Kermit is sitting on a bench - a man and his daughter walk by]

Girl: Look, Dad. There's a bear.

Father: No, Christine, that's a frog. Bears wear hats.

Girl: We're sinking!

Walter Eckland: Well don't just sit there, dammit, start bailing!

Catherine Freneau: Mr. Eckland, your language!

Girl: [on front of boat] I'm flying, Jake! I'm flying!

Jake: I'm king of your world, girl.

Jake: [camera pulls out to reveal Jake is having sex with the girl] Who's your king? Who's your king?

Girl: What kind of girls do you like?

Roberto: The ones who dig cod snacks.

Pierre: Another movie where I die in the end...

Frank Serpico: I own a sheep dog.

Girl: Uh-huh.

Frank Serpico: Sheep dogs have been in my family... for sixteen generations! Dating back to the Borgias...

Girl: [laughing] Oh, shit!

Frank Serpico: The family crest... is the image of a sheep dog, pissing into a gondola.

Girl: Shit!

Loretta Lynn: Hey Doolittle Lynn, who's that sow you got wallowin' in your jeep?

Girl: What'd you call me?

Loretta Lynn: A sow, that's a woman pig!

[first lines]

Lucien Ginsburg: Can I put your hand in mine?

Girl: No, you're too ugly.

Cady: [voiceover] The weird thing about hanging out with Regina was that I could hate her, and at the same time, I still wanted her to like me.

Regina: [to Cady] Okay... you have really good eyebrows.

Cady: Thanks.

Regina: [pushing Gretchen] Move.

Gretchen: Ooh.

Cady: [voiceover] Same with Gretchen: the meaner Regina was to her, the more Gretchen tried to win Regina back. She knew it was better to be in the plastics, hating life, than to not be in at all. Because being with the plastics was like being famous... people looked at you all the time and everybody just knew stuff about you.

Girl: That knew girl moved here from Africa.

Girl: I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.

Boy: That Cady girl is hot... she might even be hotter than Regina George.

Mr. Duvall: I hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again. The 2 were seen canoodling at Chris Isen's halloween party... they've been inseparable ever since.

Girl: Can I ask you somethin'?

Lil: What?

Girl: What - Oh, what does Coyote Ugly mean?

Lil: Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand, and the person you're next to is layin' on your arm, and they're so ugly, you'd rather chew off your arm then risk waking 'em? That's coyote ugly.

Girl: My God. But, why would you name your bar after somethin' like that?

Lil: Oh, because Cheers was taken.

[Elle sees David the geek trying unsuccessfully to get a date with two lovely girls, who mock him, and decides to help by making the girls think she dated David]

Elle: Excuse me.

[Elle turns around and slaps David]

Elle: Why didn't you call me? We spent a beautiful night together and I haven't heard from you since.

David: [pause] I'm sorry?

Elle: Sorry for what? For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest pleasure I've ever known and just taking it away?

David: Both?

Elle: Well, forget it. I've spent too much time crying over you.

[Elle walks away, and the girls change their mind about him]

Girl: So, when did you wanna go out?

[last lines]

Principal Stickley: [at graduation] Dean Sampson, Jr.!

Dean Sampson: [being tapped by girl] What?

Girl: They are calling you.

Dean Sampson: Huh?

Principal Stickley: Dean Sampson, Jr.?... Alex Chason Sawyer, Rainwater Skies Sebastian, Pacey Constance Shea... Zachary Siler.

[cheering heard]

Fred Bailey: So, you wanna dance?

Girl: In another life!

Fred Bailey: Yeah, I didn't either. I was just taking a poll.

Fred Bailey: Do you believe a girl should pet on the first date?

Girl: Who are you, Bozo the Clown?

Girl: Can you sign a copy of your book for me? I got it on eBay.

Uncle Ben: They sell my shit on eBay?

Guy: You wrote a book?

Uncle Ben: Yeah. That was back when I was drinking.

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, fuck off!

[silence]

Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

Fan Club Girl: He tried to kill Prince Char!

Girl: Get him!

Heston: Oh, no!

[Char's fan club start beating him up]

Heston: Ow!

[lining up outside The Roxbury]

Doug Butabi: So... you want to dance?

Girl: We're not in the club yet.

Doug Butabi: Right.

Girl: [Nigel Bigelow does a double take at a pretty girl] Hey there! I have Hepatitis C!

Girl: [Igby walks into the foyer of an apartment building and pushes the intercom button to an apartment. An older woman walks into the foyer and stands there checking her mail. Girl responds on the intercom] Hello?

Igby: Lisa Fiedler?

Girl: Uh huh.

Igby: I know a girl from Baltimore.

Girl: So what?

Igby: I know a girl from Baltimore

Girl: What are you talking about?

Igby: [more emphatically] I KNOW A GIRL FROM BALTIMORE!

Girl: So do I.

[the rest of the conversation is heard over the intercom]

Girl: Lisa, there's some guy here for you but he keeps talking about...

Lisa Fiedler: Who is it?

Girl: I don't know. He keeps saying something about Baltimore.

Lisa Fiedler: The drugs!

Girl: Oh, the drugs!

[Igby gets buzzed into the building as the older woman glares at him]

Girl: [two girls spot Leif Garrett and Dickie talking on the sidewalk] Oh, my God! You're Leif Garrett! I used to have such a crush on you!

Girl: Can I have your autograph?

Dickie Roberts: You want my autograph too? Dickie Roberts.

Girl: No, I'm fine.

Dickie Roberts: How about if I put it on a $5 bill?

Girl: Make it a 20?

Ferdinand: That thing in the bushes. I was choking the chicken.

Girl: You must be crazy!

[Francesco finds a zombie biker snacking on his living girlfriend. He pulls out his gun]

Girl: No, please don't! He's only eating me!

Francesco Dellamorte: Move aside.

Girl: Mind your business! I shall be eaten by whoever I please!

Francesco Dellamorte: This is my business. They pay me for it.

[Shoots the zombie]

Boy: So it was all in her dream? What a jipp!

Girl: Well, it's based on a true story!

Girl: [overacting] I hate it when it's raining, we don't get to go outside for recess or ride our bikes after school!

Angie Vega: That's great, but you're not gonna audition like that, right?

Girl: What do you mean?

Angie Vega: They're just cookies, don't make it sound like a commercial for hemorrhoids.

Girl: [as Arlo leads donkey into the church] You can ride him to Canada!

Boy: [about to be drafted] Been wondering how to get my ass across the border.

[Vic walks out on his job at Boggs and is leaving the forecourt]

Girl: Excuse me but they sent me from the exchange. I'm the new canteen girl. Can you tell me where I go?

Vic Spanner: Oh Yes. I was just going in myself, I'll show you where it is. Yes, we've got a lovely pair of canteens here and a nice load of people.

Jaggu: Babes, what I alway the say about Indians?

Girl: Sorry.

Jaggu: Exactly.

Tom Spellacy: [to receptionist after the intruder at Standard's office gets away] What do you do here?

Girl: Me? I do great French.

Mike Hammer: Why so hot and sweaty?

Girl: I just came back from a five-mile jog!

Mike Hammer: Oh? I thought it was me.

Steve Hastings: Thank you very much. You speak very good English. And you're very beautiful.

Girl: Thank you, Signor. You're very pretty too.

[In the locker room]

Girl: I've just never seen a girl wearing boys underpants before.

Watts: Have you ever seen a girl with a drumstick shoved up her nose?

Girl: Oh, is that some kind of a threat?

Watts: It's some kind of a warning.

Girl: It is finished.

Girl: How come you don't play during daytime? I see you here everyday.

Guy: During the daytime people would want to hear songs that they know, just songs that they recognize. I play these song at night or I wouldn't make any money. People wouldn't listen.

Girl: I listen.

Girl: Fuck you, batteries!

[repeated line]

Girl: I have to go now.

Girl: Do you like this shop? I buy all my clothes here. Good for me, you know. Cheap. Nice fashion.

Girl: [glad] You fix vacuum cleaners!

Guy: I do.

Girl: I have a broken vacuum cleaner. You fix it for me?

Guy: Yep.

Girl: I bring it tomorrow then?

Guy: Okay.

Girl: This is great. Tomorrow?

Guy: Right.

Girl: K. Bye.

Guy: Just come and hang out.

Girl: But we done our work. Why would I go over? We'd just hanky-panky if I come now.

[Guy laughs]

Girl: What?

Guy: Hanky-panky? It won't be for hanky-panky.

Girl: I know it would. And that would be nice.

Guy: [gives Girl a dirty look after she just gets off the phone]

Girl: What?

Guy: If I have to drive, you have to talk to me.

Girl: What, I'm the in flight entertainment?

Guy: That's how this ride sharing thing works, okay? Division of labor. We split everything 50/50

Girl: Oh, well, I got news for you, I don't get much more entertaining then when I'm on the phone.

Clerk: Remember the highway's your best bet.

Guy: Don't worry about it man, I got it all covered.

Girl: Are we lost or something?

Guy: No, I've done this drive a million times.

Guy: Okay, so let me get this straight, you think I intentionally arranged for us to get stranded out here?

Girl: I don't know!

Guy: It was an accident, goddammit! You saw the other guy! You think he was in on it too?

Girl: Maybe!

Guy: You're crazy!

Girl: I'm crazy?

Guy: Yes!

Girl: You know what, while you were supposedly unconscious, I got through to a friend's voice mail and I'm sure she's called the cops.

Guy: Would you listen to yourself? What kind of a psycho do you think I am?

Girl: Exactly!

Guy: [after they get stranded] I think I remember losing a candy bar down the seat cushions the other day. God, I'm starving.

[gets pulled down]

Guy: Ahhhh!

Girl: What? What is it?

Guy: Ahhhh!

Girl: What?

Guy: [gets up grinning] It's a candy bar.

Girl: You're an asshole.

Girl: The next gas station you see, do me a favor and pull over, I gotta pee.

Guy: Yeah, okay, I'll keep my eyes peeled.

[Girl gives him a look]

Guy: What?

Girl: It's that phrase, keeping your eyes peeled. It's just kinda creepy.

Guy: Yeah, it is, sorta.

Girl: Yeah?

Guy: Yeah. Speaking of uh, peeling eyeballs. Did you know that's how they do the corrective eye surgery?

Girl: Yeah, they use a laser.

Guy: Yeah, they do, but there's also peeling involved.

[Girl looks at him]

Guy: I saw it on Discovery Health. You know if more people knew about the whole peeling part, they might think twice before going under the knife.

Girl: It's a laser. They use a laser.

[pause]

Girl: I'm having corrective eye surgery over the break.

Guy: Why?

Girl: Because I hate wearing my glasses, okay?

Guy: But they look so good on you.

Girl: How would you know? I never wear them outside my dorm.

Guy: Hey, here's your gas station.

Girl: [after having been locked in the gas station bathroom and unable to get out or be heard by anyone] Hey, didn't you just hear me banging in there?

Guy: [bewildered laugh] When?

Girl: Oh, that's funny to you? Me locked in, you think that's funny?

Guy: What are you talking about? Locked in where?

Girl: You're telling me you didn't just hear me banging on the door? I could hear you.

Guy: Listen, I don't know what you're talking about.

Girl: [pauses] Forget it, it doesn't matter, let's just get back on the road.

Guy: So, did your parents do the whole traditional family Christmas?

Girl: Yeah.

[pause]

Girl: You?

Guy: No, my grandparents are Dutch. So I was raised on salted licorice and Sinterklaus.

Girl: How is that different from regular Santa Claus?

Guy: Well, instead of the North Pole, he lives in Spain and instead of elves, he's got this enforcer named Black Pete. So he's basically like your Santa Claus, only scarier.

[drops voice on "scarier"]

Girl: That's charming.

[last lines]

Girl: After the revolt half the ovens remain, and we are carried to them together. I catch fire quickly. The first part of me rises in dense smoke that mingles with the smoke of others. Then there are the bones, which settle in ash. And these are swept up to be carried to the river. And last, bits of our dust that simply float there, in air, around the working of the new group. These bits of dust are gray. We settle on their shoes and on their faces and in their lungs. And they become so used to us that soon they don't cough and they brush us away. At this point they're just moving, breathing and moving like anyone else still alive in that place. And this is how the work continues.

Boy: You Taggert?

Older Jack Jr.: That's right.

Boy: Can we see it?

Older Jack Jr.: [referring to the sign "Bat Out Of Hell"] Can you read?

Boy: Is that thing real? Because I've heard it's a bunch of bullshit.

Older Jack Jr.: It's still five bucks.

Girl: Where'd it come from?

Older Jack Jr.: My dad killed it.

Boy: Yeah, but where'd it come from?

Older Jack Jr.: It's five bucks from you too.

Boy: How'd he kill it?

Older Jack Jr.: Ask him.

[last lines]

Boy: What's the story on this thing?

Taggert: Whatever you've heard, probably.

Boy: You expect us to think that that thing's real?

Taggert: Don't really care.

Boy: How'd you kill it?

Taggert: Stabbed it right through the heart, with a big homemade harpoon.

[awkward silence]

Girl: When?

Taggert: About twenty-three years ago.

[another awkward silence]

Boy: You waiting for something?

Taggert: About three more days, give or take a day or two.

Beth-Ann: PING!

[throws penny at Ghost's head and laughs, everyone else joins in]

Girl: This is getting so boring.

Beth-Ann: It's an ancient game, the throwing of pennies at the local moron or midget!

Brigitte: I can't see the TV

[laughing and throwing continues]

Brigitte: I said I can't see the TV!

[grabs Beth-Ann and slams her into a wall]

Brigitte: Would you like me to throw YOU at her head?

Koral: Making up more childhood sexual abuse?

Girl: Sticks and stones, fatso.

[a teenage couple embrace on the beach]

Girl: Johnny, I never let anyone kiss me like this before!

Irving: My name's not Johnny.

Girl: Well, what is it?

Irving: Irving!

Girl: Irving?

[she resumes her sexy voice]

Girl: What's in a name?

Girl: Do you believe that kissing is unhealthy?

Boy: I don't know. I've never been...

Girl: [interrupting] You've never been kissed?

Boy: No, I've never been sick.

[sound goes "quack"]

Girl: Is that a duck?

Black Guy: This is hard for me to say, because I am a shy homefly, but I just wanted to say that before one of these pillar-headed crackers come in here and do a bust-jam on our crazy asses, I love you.

Girl: He's gonna try to get laid.

Girl: [holding back zombies with a door] This is ridiculous.

Black Guy: [assisting her] Ridiculous? Nah, this ain't ridiculous. This is the perfect scenario for a Tuesday night. What makes you say it's ridiculous? It couldn't be the zombies, could it?

Girl: I want a tuna sandwich!

Black Guy: Listen up, baby, I got a bunch of white-ass zombie motherfuckers checking out my French fries, and if I don't waste their white asses, they're gonna come in here and clean house!

girl: [while being threatened with a pitchfork] Ahhhhh!

Jackson: Go ahead, scream if you'd like. To be perfectly honest, I'm really starting to get quite bored with this whole thing.

girl: You're the guy from the pub, aren't you? The one that attacked Nick?

Jackson: Ridiculous isn't it? I mean, I have to kill, I have no choice in the matter, but you think they'd let me try something else as well. I do have other talents as well. There's no sense in you trying to run for it, really. You'll get ten feet, and run into a branch, or stumble over a root.

girl: [she starts running and does indeed trip and fall]

Jackson: See! What did I tell you?

Jack's Trainer: 'eard 'ow Jack's got on yet?

Girl: He said he'd send me a wire.

[first lines]

Corby: A friend of yours?

Girl: A *very* great friend.

Girl: Jack.... I'm with you.... in *your* corner.

Girl: Hsiao-kang, I want to go pee. Could you turn off the lights?

[Hsiao-kang turns off the lights]

Girl: The curtains, too.