Gingerbread Man Quotes in Shrek (2001)


Gingerbread Man Quotes:

  • Lord Farquaad: [playing with Gingy's legs] Run, run, run as fast as you can / You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!

    Gingerbread Man: You're a monster!

    Lord Farquaad: [tossing legs away] I'm not the monster here, YOU are! You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now tell me, where are the others?

    Gingerbread Man: Eat me!

    [spits in Farquaad's face]

    Lord Farquaad: I've tried to be fair to you creatures, but now my patience has reached its end! Tell me, or I'll...

    [reaches down]

    Gingerbread Man: NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!

    Lord Farquaad: All right, then! Who's hiding them?

    Gingerbread Man: Okay, I'll tell you... Do you know... the Muffin Man?

    Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man?

    Gingerbread Man: The Muffin Man.

    Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the Muffin Man. W-who lives down on Drury Lane?

    Gingerbread Man: Well, she's married to the Muffin Man...

    Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man?

    Gingerbread Man: THE MUFFIN MAN!

    Lord Farquaad: She's married to the Muffin Man...

  • Gingerbread Man: God bless us, everyone!

  • Lord Farquaad: [Slowly and dramatically to the looking glass] Magic... mirror... on... the wa...

    Gingerbread Man: DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING!

  • Shrek: Quick, tell a lie!

    Pinocchio: What should I say?

    Donkey: Say something crazy, like, "I'm wearing ladies underwear!"

    Pinocchio: I'm wearing ladies underwear.

    Pinocchio: [silence]

    Shrek: Are you?

    Pinocchio: I most certainly am not!

    Pinocchio: [nose extends]

    Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are!

    Pinocchio: I am not!

    Pinocchio: [nose extends]

    Puss-in-Boots: What kind?

    Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!

  • Donkey: What about my Miranda rights? You're supposed to say, "You have the right to remain silent." Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!

    Shrek: Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

    Puss-in-Boots: [camera shows just Puss] I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad.

    Gingerbread Man: Shrek? Donkey?

    Puss-in-Boots: [looks up to see fairy tale creatures above him] Too late.

  • [Harold takes the spell meant for Shrek, and is blasted until only his armour remains]

    Princess Fiona: Oh, Dad...

    Queen: Harold...

    Pinocchio: Is he... oh...

    [there's a "ribbit"]

    Gingerbread Man: He croaked...

    [Harold, the Frog King, clambers out of his armour]

    Queen: ...Harold?

    Princess Fiona: ...Dad?

    King: [sighs] I had hoped you would never see me like this...

    Donkey: [to Shrek] Huh - and he gave *you* a hard time!

    Shrek: Donkey!

    King: No, no, he's right - I'm sorry, to both of you. I only wanted what was best for Fiona, but I can see now she already has it. Shrek, Fiona - will you accept an old frog's apologies, and my blessing?

    [Shrek and Fiona bow their heads in assent]

    Queen: Harold...

    King: I'm sorry, Lillian - I just wish I could be the man that you deserve...

    Queen: [taking him in her hand] You're more that man today than you ever were - warts and all...

  • Gingerbread Man: I hate these ball shows. They bore me to tears! Flip over to Wheel of Torture.

    Pinocchio: I'm not flipping anywhere, Sir, until I see Shrek and Fiona.

  • Gingerbread Man: It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!

  • Gingerbread Man: Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! We got a big order to fill.

  • Gingerbread Man: IT'S ALIVE!

  • Shrek: Do you still know the Muffin Man?

    Gingerbread Man: Sure, he's down on Drury Lane. Why?

    Shrek: Because we're going to need flour. Lots and lots of flour.

  • Donkey: Alright people, let's do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!

    Pinocchio: But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.

    Gingerbread Man: As I recall, it was Team Awesome.

    Wolf: I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.

    Donkey: Alright, alright, alright. From henceforth, we're all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.

  • Gingerbread Man: Ew! This is worse than Love Letters. I hate dinner theater.

    Pinocchio: Me too.

    [his nose grows]

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