Giles Quotes in Deathgasm (2015)
Dion: Damn. I can't tell if I have a fear boner or a boner boner.
Giles: Ow! I didn't even say anything. Hit him!
Nuru: My life is a soiled tattered tissue, tossed into the toilet of life. What will I do now?
Giles: You could write poetry.
[Nuru smiles sheepishly]
Alisdair Keith: You know what's the matter with you?
Alisdair Keith: Your upper abs. you should do some crunches later.
Nuru: Besides, I'm lactose intolerant.
Giles: [smiling to himself] Alim's not.
Giles: Awww, we are touching your inner child.
Giles: You beckoned?
Delia: Date from hell. Complete waste of makeup.
Nuru: You can't be engaged.
Nuru: Because she's not, she's not... m-... m-... m-. Is she?
Alim: "Not m-". Ah, Muslim.
Giles: She's not m-ale either...
Giles: O.K. I'm off to work. Bye, sweet...
Giles: [realizing he's leaning in to kiss Alim in front of Nuru] By sweet mother of God, your corneas are so clear!
Cary Grant: Nice bit of improv, the boy's got reflexes.
Giles: Alim, are we on the same wavelength?
Alim: We are now.
Giles: Yes, sir.
McBride: Get her a uniform
Casey: [Chasing after Giles] Hey, slow down. What's your problem? Where ya goin', Babe? It is "Babe", isn't it?
Giles: You used to be a school bus driver and now you want to drive limousines?
Casey: Woo - Baby.
Giles: You'd like for something to happen to Louise, wouldn't you? With Louise out of the way, your slow embezzling of her fortune would never be found out.
Judge Parker: And with me out of the way you could get ahold of her and her money.
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