Giles Quotes in Deathgasm (2015)

Dion: Damn. I can't tell if I have a fear boner or a boner boner.

Giles: Ow! I didn't even say anything. Hit him!

Nuru: My life is a soiled tattered tissue, tossed into the toilet of life. What will I do now?

Giles: You could write poetry.

[Nuru smiles sheepishly]

Alisdair Keith: You know what's the matter with you?

Giles: What?

Alisdair Keith: Your upper abs. you should do some crunches later.

Nuru: Besides, I'm lactose intolerant.

Giles: [smiling to himself] Alim's not.

Giles: Awww, we are touching your inner child.

Giles: You beckoned?

Delia: Date from hell. Complete waste of makeup.

Nuru: You can't be engaged.

Alim: Why?

Nuru: Because she's not, she's not... m-... m-... m-. Is she?

Alim: "Not m-". Ah, Muslim.

Giles: She's not m-ale either...

Giles: O.K. I'm off to work. Bye, sweet...

Giles: [realizing he's leaning in to kiss Alim in front of Nuru] By sweet mother of God, your corneas are so clear!

Cary Grant: Nice bit of improv, the boy's got reflexes.

[last lines]

Giles: Alim, are we on the same wavelength?

Alim: We are now.

McBride: Giles.

Giles: Yes, sir.

McBride: Get her a uniform

Casey: [Chasing after Giles] Hey, slow down. What's your problem? Where ya goin', Babe? It is "Babe", isn't it?

Giles: You used to be a school bus driver and now you want to drive limousines?

Casey: Woo - Baby.

Giles: You'd like for something to happen to Louise, wouldn't you? With Louise out of the way, your slow embezzling of her fortune would never be found out.

Judge Parker: And with me out of the way you could get ahold of her and her money.