Gil Godwyn Quotes in Out to Sea (1997)

[Herb and Charlie have successfully left the ship in the lifeboat]

Gil Godwyn: [furiously] I hope your boat capsizes and you drown like bloody rats!

Charlie, Herb: Bye!

[Ellen Carruthers walks in at this point]

Gil Godwyn: When that old bag makes me VP, I'll see to it you two never work on a cruise ship again as long as you LIVE!

[turns around, sees Ellen]

Gil Godwyn: [shocked, but tries to save face] Good evening, Ellen.

[Ellen heard Gil's rant]

Ellen Carruthers: You know, Gil. I never believed it but it's true. You really *are* an asshole!

Gil Godwyn: [flustered] I was simply doing my job.

Ellen Carruthers: Oh, you have no job. You're fired. Mac, as of now, you're my new CD.

Jonathan Devereaux: [as Ellen starts to leave] What about *me*?

Ellen Carruthers: [pointing to Mac] You're... his friend.

[leaves]

Ellen Carruthers: [Mac and Jonathan turn on Gil]

[Mac has replaced Gil as the Cruise Director]

Gil Godwyn: What's she talking about?

Mac Valor: She's talking about "Button that button, you little prick!"

[leaves]

Jonathan Devereaux: Prick.

[leaves]

Jonathan Devereaux: [Gil stands there, still in shock]

Gil Godwyn: I'm your worst nightmare: a song-and-dance man raised on a military base.

Gil Godwyn: [Sniffing Charles] Is that cologne, or Armor All?

Charlie: That's close, close. It's cologne, but I bought it at a gas station.

Herb: I'll tell you the truth, Gil, I lost my wife not too long ago...

Gil Godwyn: Oh, good. Good! Tell it to the ladies. They eat it up.

Gil Godwyn: We shall have to call the Guinness Book of Records about your friend Charlie.

Herb: What? Now what?

Gil Godwyn: Oh, he's taking the longest piss in freaking recorded history