Gidget Quotes in The Secret Life of Pets (2016)

[from trailer]

Gidget: Hey, Max.

Max: Hey, Gidget.

Gidget: Any plans today?

Max: Yes. Big, big stuff today, Gidget. I got big plans. I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna wait for Katie to come back.

Gidget: Oh, that sounds exciting. Well, I won't interrupt. I've got a very busy day too.

[sighs]

Tiberius: Okay. He's too stupid to talk and too ugly to eat.

Gidget: [screams and tackles Ozone to the ground] I'm done playing nice! Where is Max?

Ozone: What? I-I...

Gidget: [Gidget slaps Ozone] Tell me!

[slaps him again]

Ozone: Well I... I can't.

[gets slapped again]

Ozone: Let me finish.

[and slapped again]

Ozone: Ow! Help me!

[and slapped again]

Gidget: Don't look at him!

[slaps Ozone again]

Gidget: Look at me! Nobody can help you! Where is *Max*?

Buddy: How you been, old timer?

Pops: Paralyzed.

[Awkward pause]

Gidget: Great!

Gidget: Oh boy, the bigger they are the dopier they come.

Gidget: Honest to goodness it's the absolute ultimate!

Gidget: You better get out of the sun before you melt.

Gidget: Surfing is out of this world. You can't imagine the thrill of the shooting the curl. It positively surpasses every living emotion I've ever had.

Moondoggie: Don't you find Kahuna to be a little on the lazy side?

Gidget: Love makes room for fault.