Gerta Rauss Quotes in Juno (2007)

Mark Loring: So... Let's talk about how we're going to do this thing.

Juno MacGuff: What do you mean? Don't I just have the thing? Squeeze it on out and hand it over?

Gerta Rauss: Mark and Vanessa are willing to negotiate an open adoption...

Mac MacGuff: What do you mean?

Juno MacGuff: Wait... No! I mean, can't we just, like, kick this old school? Like, I have the baby, put it in a basket and send it your way, like, Moses and the reeds?

Mark Loring: Technically, that would be kicking it Old Testament.

Gerta Rauss: ...So, we all agree that a closed adoption is the best decision for all involved?

Juno MacGuff: SSHHIT! YES! Close it up!

Gerta Rauss: So how far along are you?

Juno MacGuff: I'm a junior.