Georgie Weiss Quotes in Ed Wood (1994)

Georgie Weiss: So, what was the important news you couldn't tell me on the phone, again?

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Well, I started thinking about what you were saying about how your movies need to make a profit. Now, what is the one thing, if you put it in a movie, it'll be successful?

Georgie Weiss: Tits.

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, better than that. A star.

Georgie Weiss: Kid, you must have me confused with David Selznick. I don't make major motion pictures; I make crap.

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something.

Georgie Weiss: Yeah. Crap with a star.

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Is there a script?

Georgie Weiss: Fuck no. But, there's a poster.

Georgie Weiss: Why would Lugosi wanna do a sex-change flick?

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Because he's my friend!

[On the phone, agitated]

Georgie Weiss: Look, look, look, when I said that you could have the western territories, I didn't mean all 11 states! I meant California, Oregon, and, uh, what's that one on top...

[Looks at map]

Georgie Weiss: Washington! Yeah, yeah. Oh, really? Well, *screw you*!

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I like to dress in women's clothing.

Georgie Weiss: You're a fruit?

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.

Georgie Weiss: You're not a fruit?

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, I'm all man. I even fought in W.W.2. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.