George Weasley Quotes in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)


George Weasley Quotes:

  • Molly Weasley: [looks at Fred, hoping to get him onto platform 9 3/4] Fred, you next.

    George Weasley: He's not Fred, I am!

    Fred Weasley: Honestly, woman. You call yourself our mother.

    Molly Weasley: [to Fred] Oh, I'm sorry, George.

    Fred Weasley: [approaches the barrier] I'm only joking, I am Fred!

    [runs through the barrier]

  • Fred Weasley: Well done, Harry. Wood's just told us.

    Ron: Fred and George are on the team, too. Beaters.

    George Weasley: Our job is to make sure that you don't get bloodied up too bad. Can't make any promises, of course. Rough game, Quidditch.

    Fred Weasley: Brutal, but no one's died in years. Someone will vanish occasionally, but they'll turn up in a month or two!

  • George Weasley: [while sitting at the Gryffindor table, eating Christmas dinner] How do you like yours, Ron?

    [Ron, however, keep glancing over at Harry, who is sitting far away from everyone else, staring into the fire, remembering the image of his parents from the Mirror of Erised]

    George Weasley: Ron?

    Ron: I'll be right back.

    [puts his utensils down and goes to Harry]

    Ron: Wanna play chess?

    Harry: No.

    Ron: Wanna go and visit Hagrid?

    Harry: No.

    Ron: I know what you're thinking Harry, but don't. There's something not right about that mirror.

    [Harry merely nods in acknowledgement as Ron rejoins the other Gryffindors]

  • Fred Weasley: I'm not Fred, he is!

    George Weasley: Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother?

  • George Weasley: You okay, Freddie?

    Fred Weasley: Yeah.

    George Weasley: Me too.

  • Ron: I didn't mean to open it.


    Ron: It was badly wrapped.


    Ron: [points at Fred and George] They made me do it!

    George WeasleyFred Weasley: Did not!

  • Fred Weasley: Nice try Harry, but not good enough

    Harry: Come on guys, I'm trying to get to Hogsmeade

    Fred WeasleyGeorge Weasley: We know

    George Weasley: If you'll stop squirming, we have a better way...

    Harry: Guys, come on...

    Fred Weasley: Awwh, bless him

    George Weasley: Now Harry...

    Fred WeasleyGeorge Weasley: Come and join the big boys

  • Harry: "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs are proud to present the Marauder's Map."

    George Weasley: We owe them so much.

    Harry: Hang on. This is Hogwarts. And that... No. Is that really...?

    Fred Weasley: Dumbledore.

    George Weasley: In his study.

    Fred Weasley: Pacing.

    George Weasley: Does that a lot.

    Harry: So you mean this map shows...?

    Fred Weasley: Everyone.

    Harry: Everyone?

    George Weasley: Everyone.

    Fred Weasley: Where they are.

    George Weasley: What they're doing.

    Fred Weasley: Every minute.

    George Weasley: Of every day.

    Harry: Brilliant! Where'd you get it?

    Fred Weasley: Nicked it from Filch's office, of course, first year.

    George Weasley: Now, listen. There are seven secret passageways out of the castle. We'd recommend...

    George WeasleyFred Weasley: This one.

    Fred Weasley: The One-Eyed Witch passageway.

    George Weasley: It'll lead you straight to Honeyduke's cellar.

    Fred Weasley: We best hurry. Filch is heading this way.

    George Weasley: Oh, and Harry, don't forget. When you're done, just give it a tap and say...

    George WeasleyFred Weasley: "Mischief Managed." Otherwise anyone can read it.

  • [about the newspaper clipping Ron was showing Harry and Hermione]

    George Weasley: Not flashing that clipping again, are you, Ron?

    Ron: I haven't shown anyone!

    Fred Weasley: No, not a soul! Unless you count Tom.

    George Weasley: The day maid.

    Fred Weasley: The night maid.

    George Weasley: The cook.

    Fred Weasley: That bloke who came to fix the toilet.

    George Weasley: And that wizard from Belgium!

  • Ron: [as Harry lays unconcious] Looks a bit peaky, doesn't he?

    Fred Weasley: Peaky? What'd you expect him to look like? He fell fifty feet.

    George Weasley: Yeah, c'mon, Ron. We'll walk you off the Astronomy Tower and see how you come out looking.

    Harry: Probably a right sight better than he normally does.

    [he opens his eyes to see everyone is with him]

    Hermione: Harry! How are you feeling?

    Harry: [he slips on his glasses] Brilliant.

    Fred Weasley: Gave us a right good scare, mate.

    Harry: What happened?

    Ron: You fell off your broom.

    Harry: Really? I meant the match. Who won?

    [silence, no one is answering]

    Hermione: No one blames you, Harry. The Dementors aren't meant to come on the grounds. Dumbledore was furious. After he saved you, he sent them straight off.

    Ron: There's something else you should know, Harry. Your Nimbus - when it blew away? - it sort of landed in the Whomping Willow. And well...

    [he hands Harry his broken broom stick]

  • [deleted scene]

    Fred Weasley: Look everyone, it's the heir of Slytherin!

    George Weasley: Be careful! He's a seriously evil wizard.

    Ron: Come on, Harry. Fred and George were just having a laugh.

    Harry: They're the only ones.

    Ron: Okay, so half the school thinks you're nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets every night. Who cares?

    Harry: Maybe they're right.

    Hermione: Harry! Harry? Oh, come on!

    Harry: Look, I didn't know I could speak Parseltongue! What else don't I know about myself? Look. Maybe you can do something, even something horrible and not know you did it.

    Hermione: You don't believe that, Harry. I know you don't. And if it makes you feel any better, Malfoy's staying for the holidays, too.

    Ron: Why would that make anyone feel any better?

    Hermione: Because, in a few days the Polyjuice Potion will be ready! In a few days, we may truly know who is the heir of Slytherin.

  • Ron Weasley: How much are these?

    Fred WeasleyGeorge Weasley: 5 galleons.

    Ron Weasley: How much for me?

    Fred WeasleyGeorge Weasley: 5 galleons.

    Ron Weasley: I'm your brother!

    Fred WeasleyGeorge Weasley: 10 galleons.

  • [Harry sees a little boy crying, and Fred and George are comforting him]

    Fred Weasley: What's your name?

    Nigel 2nd Year: Nigel.

    George Weasley: It's gonna be fine, Nigel.

    Fred Weasley: Yeah, it's not as bad as it seems. See? It's fading already.

    George Weasley: You can hardly see ours anymore.

    Fred Weasley: And the pain stops after a while.

  • Fred Weasley: You know, George, I've always felt out futures lay outside the world of academic achievement.

    George Weasley: Fred, I've been thinking exactly the same thing.

  • Arthur Weasley: [raising his glass] To Harry Potter, without whom I may not be here. To Harry.

    Hermione GrangerRon WeasleyGeorge WeasleyFred WeasleyGinny WeasleyMrs. Weasley: [raising their cups] To Harry

    Sirius Black: [at doorway] To Harry.

  • Dolores Umbridge: [to the students at the great hall during their first dinner] I hope that we all are going to be good very good friends.

    Fred WeasleyGeorge Weasley: [sarcastically] That's bloody likely.

  • Fred WeasleyGeorge Weasley: [after the Seven Potters transformation] Wow, we're identical!

  • George Weasley: [while Ginny and Harry kiss] Morning.

  • Fred Weasley: How you feeling, Georgie?

    George Weasley: ...Saint-like.

    Fred Weasley: ...Come again?

    George Weasley: Saint-like.

    [points to ear]

    George Weasley: I'm holey.

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