George "Spanky" McFarland Quotes in The Little Rascals (1994)

Mr. Welling: [Stymie and Spanky go into a bank trying to get a loan disguised as two Amish men] What is your account...

[looks up and pauses]

Mr. Welling: number?

George "Spanky" McFarland: Uh, seven.

Mr. Welling: [uncertain] Seven?... seven?

Billy "Froggy" Laughlin: [is under Spanky to hold him up] Try eight.

George "Spanky" McFarland: Eight?

Mr. Welling: [still uncertain, the turns stern] Heard enough.

Mr. Welling: [pulls their fake beards and lets them go hitting Stymie and Spanky in their faces]

Mr. Welling: If you were *my* kids, I'd punish you.

Stymie: If we were *your* kids, we'd punish ourselves!

Mr. Welling: [desperate for them to leave] Leave the premises posthaste!

George "Spanky" McFarland: You can't treat people like this, Mister!

Mr. Welling: You're not people, you're kids.

George "Spanky" McFarland: Howdy, Mister. Me and my buddies have to build a new clubhouse.

Stymie: We have buy some lumber.

Lumberyard Clerk: What kind?

Stymie: Wood!

George "Spanky" McFarland: People, people, we need your money!

Alfalfa: Is Spanky home?

Spanky's Dad: Sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.

Alfalfa's Dad: I'm sorry, Spanky, Alfalfa's not here.

George "Spanky" McFarland: Darn.

Alfalfa: Darn.

Stymie: You're not thinkin' about Darla, are ya?

Alfalfa: No, of course not.

George "Spanky" McFarland: Good.

Alfalfa: I wonder if she's not thinking of me, too?

George "Spanky" McFarland: [to Alfalfa] How's the tooth ache, bub?

Buckwheat: Hey, Spanky, me and Porky have an idea.

George "Spanky" McFarland: Keep it, you might need it when you grow up!

Buckwheat: Oh-tay.

George "Spanky" McFarland: [during the Go-Cart Derby] You snot wads stole our racer!

Butch: Finders keepers, losers suck!

Alfalfa: Ahhh - bite me!

George "Spanky" McFarland: The clubhouse is fried crispy.

Billy "Froggy" Laughlin: Our lives are over.

George "Spanky" McFarland: And it's all your fault!

[Alfalfa stares off toward the now-burned club house]

George "Spanky" McFarland: That's right. Sure is.