George "Spanky" McFarland Quotes in The Little Rascals (1994)


George "Spanky" McFarland Quotes:

  • Mr. Welling: [Stymie and Spanky go into a bank trying to get a loan disguised as two Amish men] What is your account...

    [looks up and pauses]

    Mr. Welling: number?

    George "Spanky" McFarland: Uh, seven.

    Mr. Welling: [uncertain] Seven?... seven?

    Billy "Froggy" Laughlin: [is under Spanky to hold him up] Try eight.

    George "Spanky" McFarland: Eight?

    Mr. Welling: [still uncertain, the turns stern] Heard enough.

    Mr. Welling: [pulls their fake beards and lets them go hitting Stymie and Spanky in their faces]

    Mr. Welling: If you were *my* kids, I'd punish you.

    Stymie: If we were *your* kids, we'd punish ourselves!

    Mr. Welling: [desperate for them to leave] Leave the premises posthaste!

    George "Spanky" McFarland: You can't treat people like this, Mister!

    Mr. Welling: You're not people, you're kids.

  • George "Spanky" McFarland: Howdy, Mister. Me and my buddies have to build a new clubhouse.

    Stymie: We have buy some lumber.

    Lumberyard Clerk: What kind?

    Stymie: Wood!

  • George "Spanky" McFarland: People, people, we need your money!

  • Alfalfa: Is Spanky home?

    Spanky's Dad: Sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.

    Alfalfa's Dad: I'm sorry, Spanky, Alfalfa's not here.

    George "Spanky" McFarland: Darn.

    Alfalfa: Darn.

  • Stymie: You're not thinkin' about Darla, are ya?

    Alfalfa: No, of course not.

    George "Spanky" McFarland: Good.

    Alfalfa: I wonder if she's not thinking of me, too?

  • George "Spanky" McFarland: [to Alfalfa] How's the tooth ache, bub?

  • Buckwheat: Hey, Spanky, me and Porky have an idea.

    George "Spanky" McFarland: Keep it, you might need it when you grow up!

    Buckwheat: Oh-tay.

  • George "Spanky" McFarland: [during the Go-Cart Derby] You snot wads stole our racer!

    Butch: Finders keepers, losers suck!

    Alfalfa: Ahhh - bite me!

  • George "Spanky" McFarland: The clubhouse is fried crispy.

    Billy "Froggy" Laughlin: Our lives are over.

    George "Spanky" McFarland: And it's all your fault!

    [Alfalfa stares off toward the now-burned club house]

    George "Spanky" McFarland: That's right. Sure is.

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