George Maxwell Quotes in Theater of Blood (1973)

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George Maxwell: That damn editor's cut the best part of my review!

Mrs. Maxwell: So I noticed, dear. You ought to have a chat with him.

George Maxwell: My most provocative comment, too, where I said the leading lady attacked her role with both hands and strangled it to death.

George Maxwell: You... It's you! But you're dead!

Edward Lionheart: No. Another critical miscalculation on you part. I am well. It is you who are dead.

Lena Harrington: Oh Edith and George, how wonderful to see you. Do you want a little drinkie? We all having drinkies. Dinner will be served in about an hour.

Edith Maxwell: Oh Lena, your house looks wonderful and we'd love a little drinkie, wouldn't we George?

George Maxwell: You suppose, I might have a big drinkie.

George Maxwell: Have you looked at the baby?

Edith Maxwell: I not only have looked at the baby, I fed the baby, burbed the baby, powdered the baby, changed the baby and sung the baby to sleep, and have instructed Ms. Wilson to feed, burb, powder, change and look in on the baby.

George Maxwell: I just asked a simple question, I didn't need a whole defense summary.