George Kimball Quotes in Send Me No Flowers (1964)

George Kimball: When a man's wife thinks he's having an affair, how can he convince her he's not?

Arnold Nash: He can't.

George Kimball: But I'm not having one!

Arnold Nash: Doesn't make any difference.

George Kimball: Isn't a man innocent until proven guilty?

Arnold Nash: Look, you're dealing with your wife. You can forget the Constitution.

George Kimball: I'm not her good friend. I'm her husband!

Dr. Morrissey: Is it a sharp pain, is it a dull pain, or does it grip like a vice

George Kimball: Yes, yes!

Dr. Morrissey: Nonono, pick one!

George Kimball: I guess it's a sharp pain, hurts like the dickens when I press it.

Dr. Morrissey: Then don't press it!

Judy: George, remember our first anniversary?

George Kimball: Remember. I made notes!

George Kimball: You are a one hundred percent, non-shrinkable, no-money-back, rat fink.

Winston Burr: Yeah, but a bachelor rat fink!

George Kimball: Egods, you've got cold feet!

Arnold Nash: Complaints, complaints, nothing but complaints! I could do some complaining, too, you know. You ever cut your toenails?