George Hartman Quotes in At Middleton (2013)

[first lines]

Conrad Hartman: Dad, I caved on the shirt, I'm not wearing the tie.

George Hartman: A young man in a tie makes a statement.

Conrad Hartman: What, that my father dresses me in the morning?

[last lines]

Conrad Hartman: You were right, Middleton's not so bad.

George Hartman: Let's take the long way home.

George Hartman: Your girl seemed very determined.

Edith Martin: Audrey. Yeah, I named her after Audrey Hepburn, but it was a serious miscalculation. I should have named her Benito.

George Hartman: A smartphone fascist.

Edith Martin: If Audrey had to give up either her phone or her kidney, she'd be on dialysis. I'm sure of it.

George Hartman: We came in the wrong door.

Professor Riley: There are no wrong doors. All the world's a stage.

George Hartman: Not in my world.

George Hartman: Feckless? Let me guess, you're a high school English teacher.

Edith Martin: Wrong. How 'bout you? Wait, let me guess, let me guess. Are you a Brooks Brothers model?

George Hartman: I'm a cardiac surgeon. I was speaking with a patient.

Edith Martin: Hmm, so you can fix a heart over the phone?

George Hartman: Depends on the data plan.

George Hartman: The ball sack is life.

Daphne: The ball sack is life.

Travis: The ball sack is life.