George Caldwell Quotes in Silver Streak (1976)

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George Caldwell Quotes:

  • George Caldwell: You stupid, ignorant son of a bitch, dumb bastard. Jesus Christ. I've met some dumb bastards in my time but you outdo them all.

  • [repeated line]

    George Caldwell: [each time he jumps, falls, is thrown or is pushed off the train] Son of a bitch!

  • George Caldwell: I've never milked a cow before.

    Rita: Cut the gas, Steve, you're a grown man. I'm sure you've had some similar experience.

  • [George drinks over his loss of Hilly, and tells Bob]

    George Caldwell: Did you know... that the Brainard Tunnel is the highest point on this line?

    Bob Sweet: Yeah, yeah. I knew that.

    George Caldwell: Did you know that when we reach it I intend to be higher?

  • [George is pretending to be a black man in order to evade the police]

    George Caldwell: I don't think we're going to make it past the cops.

    Grover Muldoon: We'll make it past the cops. I just hope we don't see no Muslims.

  • George Caldwell: What do you think?

    Grover Muldoon: I think you better make a right up here and then a sharp left. I'm coming over.

    [climbs over the seat. George suddenly swerves the car, causing Grover to lunge forward]

    Grover Muldoon: Jesus Christ, man, is that how you murdered your victims? Put them in a car and bounced them to death?

    George Caldwell: Sorry.

    Grover Muldoon: Sorry, my ass. You dangerous... Proves one thing though, you don't do this for no living.

    George Caldwell: No I don't.

  • George Caldwell: [In the midst of battle, a table collapsed on Grover] Are you alright?

    Grover Muldoon: [immediately recovers] Is it over?

    George Caldwell: [lets table drop on him] Shit.

  • George Caldwell: I did not Kill Sweet.

    Chief Donaldson: We Know that, but if you weren't so dumb you could've realized that we planted that news story for your own protection.

  • Grover Muldoon: What do they want you for?

    George Caldwell: Murder.

    Grover Muldoon: Drop me off anywhere along here okay? I don't mess with the Big M.

  • George Caldwell: I know what goes where, and why.

  • Grover Muldoon: So this is Mr. Big.

    George Caldwell: That's the man.

    Grover Muldoon: You ain't saying shit now, Mr. Big.

    Roger Devereau: I must admit that I'm slightly at a loss for words. But on the other hand, I should warn you that you are a killer and you are wanted by the police in every state and I recommend that you, uh... be careful.

  • Night Watchman: [Grover has hot wired a Jaguar; the night watchman approaches from behind, shotgun poised] Hold it right there, nigger.

    Grover Muldoon: Hey, how you doing, old dude, what's happenin'?

    Night Watchman: [Gestures with gun] Step away from the car.

    Grover Muldoon: Oh, I was listening to the engine. 'Sounds real good, man. Does it come with white walls?

    Night Watchman: Just move!

    Grover Muldoon: All right, I'm gonna move. You just take it easy, lower that rifle.

    Night Watchman: I said mo -

    [George tackles him]

    George Caldwell: A pussy, huh? A PUSSY? Can we go now?

  • Sheriff Chauncey: Is he with the feds?

    George Caldwell: Who?

    Sheriff Chauncey: This guy Rembrandt.

    George Caldwell: Rembrandt is dead.

    Sheriff Chauncey: Dead? That makes four. Listen, fella, are you sure you're not making this up as you go along? I'm an officer of the law and I got a lot better things to do than listen to that kind of funnin'.

    [buzzer sounds]

    Sheriff Chauncey: That's my hotline. Now you take your time to get your facts straight 'cause when I come back I want your answers clear and to the point. Got that? And you can start with who shot Rembrandt!

  • George Caldwell: I can't pass for black.

    Grover Muldoon: Who you tellin'?I didn't say I was gonna make you black. I said I was gonna get you on the train. Now we got to make them cops think you're black.

    [rubs shoe polish on George's face]

    George Caldwell: It'll never work. Never.

    Grover Muldoon: What, you afraid it won't come off?

  • George Caldwell: [Grover has just told George they have to jump from the train] No! I've left this train twice already!

  • George Caldwell: [looking at the wrecked locomotive] Kind of looks like it's grinning.

  • George Caldwell: You're very beautiful, Hilly.

    Hilly Burns: I like you too, George.

  • Bob Sweet: What were you doing back there? Getting a little ass?

    George Caldwell: No, i was squeezing tits!

  • [Grover is attempting to hot wire a Jaguar]

    Grover Muldoon: I'm following the plan. Just changed my mind.

    George Caldwell: Are you crazy? I thought we were gonna take the Chevy in back.

    Grover Muldoon: Chevy? That's a jerk-off, man. This here is pure pussy.

    George Caldwell: Pure pussy? Tell that to the judge.

    Grover Muldoon: Don't worry about no judge, Man, this thing gonna get us to Kansas City on time.

    George Caldwell: How about jail? Did you know that the office is right in front of us?

  • George Caldwell: What did you come back here for?

    Grover Muldoon: You forgot your wallet.

    George Caldwell: Oh, some thief you are.

  • George Caldwell: [climbs into the sheriff's car while pointing a gun] Keep those hands up! Keep'em up!

    Moose: Uncle Oliver, he's taking your car.

    [George speeds away]

    Sheriff Chauncey: You ain't never gonna get away with... You ain't never...!

    Moose: Uncle Oliver. Uncle Oliver, he's got your car...

    Sheriff Chauncey: Moose! One more word out of you and I'm gonna smash your mouth.

  • Grover Muldoon: What're you slowin' down for?

    George Caldwell: There's a truck up ahead.

    Grover Muldoon: So, there's a truck up ahead. What you waitin' for, you the man, turn on the siren, get them hippies off the road!

  • George Caldwell: You like my new shoes?

    Hilly Burns: Yes I do. Why don't you take them off?

  • Ralston: Sir, do you think you'll be needing all these bags? If not, I can store some of them down towards the end.

    George Caldwell: [has brought 3 bags and an attache] Sure, sure, all I need is this one and that one. You can take this one, and I'll keep the brief case.

  • George Caldwell: If there's ever anything that you need... don't call me.

  • Grover Muldoon: [driving away in a stolen car] Take it easy, killer. Stay loose.

    Hilly Burns: What's he doing?

    George Caldwell: He's crazy.

    Hilly Burns: Crazy? He's got the right idea. Let's get out of here and go to a park.

    George Caldwell: A park?

    Hilly Burns: Yeah, I wanna lie back on the grass and have you teach me some more about gardening.

    [they kiss]

  • George Caldwell: Is there any way to get to the engine from here?

    Ralston: There's no way to get to the engine at all. How come we're going so fast?

    George Caldwell: There's nobody driving the train.

    Ralston: Oh, that's impossible. The train would stop.

    George Caldwell: Does it look like it is stopping to you?

    Ralston: [looks out the window] Sure in the hell don't. I'm gonna pull the emergency brake.

    Grover Muldoon: The emergency brakes have been cut.

    Ralston: [pauses] Damn hippies!

  • Hilly Burns: You do that very well.

    George Caldwell: I give great french.

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