General Taylor Quotes in Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection (1990)

General Taylor: Let me tell you about your contact. Cota killed her husband in front of her, then he killed her baby and used the corpse to smuggle cocaine, then he raped her. I wouldn't mention any of this when you meet her--she's probably still a little touchy about it.

Colonel Scot McCoy: Probably.

General Taylor: [Cota's mountain headquarters] is heavily guarded on all three sides.

Colonel Scot McCoy: Most mountains have *four* sides.

General Taylor: Always the hard way.

General Taylor: I'm gonna retire after this mission.

Colonel Scot McCoy: You say that every time.

General Taylor: Bye-bye, asshole!

General Taylor: Woah, Dick, put the brakes on. I wanted to wait until airman left to talk with you. Dick, I'm transferring you.

Sgt. Major Dickerson: Transferring me? Where to sir?

General Taylor: You're going to Guam.

Sgt. Major Dickerson: Guam sir? There's nothing going on in Guam. Why Guam?

General Taylor: Dick, I've covered for you a lot of times cause I thought you were a little crazy. But you're not crazy, you're mean. And this is just radio.

[goes to the elevator and laughs]

General Taylor: "More dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history." That's funny.

Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, the man has got an irreverent tendency. He did a very off-color parody of former VP Nixon.

General Taylor: I thought it was hilarious.

Lt. Steven Hauk: Respectfully, sir, the former VP is a good man and a decent man.

General Taylor: Bullshit! I know Nixon personally. He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that could fertilize the Sinai. Why, I wouldn't buy an apple from the son of a bitch and I consider him a good, close, personal friend.

Lt. Steven Hauk: The former V.P. is a good man and a decent man.

General Taylor: Bullshit! I know Nixon personally. He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that could fertilize the Sinai. Why, I wouldn't buy an apple from the son of a bitch, and I consider him a good, close personal friend.

General Taylor: Lieutenant, you don't know whether you've been shot, fucked, powder-burned or snake-bit.

General Taylor: Cronauer, I'm sorry as hell about this thing. Goddammit, I like you, son. I like what you do. Most of all, I like what you done for the men. But facts facts. This could give the Army a black eye. I'm not gonna cover for you this time, son.

Adrian Cronauer: Sir, what about the show?

General Taylor: We'll handle it.