Gen. Lecoq Quotes in Love and Death (1975)

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Gen. Lecoq Quotes:

  • Gen. Lecoq: Now men, because you are all getting a three-day furlough before going into battle, we would like to show you this little hygiene play.

    [the actors step forward and the play begins]

    Woman hygiene class: Goodbye. I hope you had a good time.

    Soldier: I did. I had a good time. Oh, what's this sore on my lip? I better see the doctor.

    [He steps to his right and another actor stands up]

    Soldier: Doc, I have this sore on my lip.

    Doctor: You have a social disease my friend.

    Soldier: Oh my God!

    Doctor: If you do not treat it, you will go blind... Or insane!

    [Applause]

    Gen. Lecoq: Well men, that is the end of the play. Have a good time on your furlough and take care of yourselves.

    Soldier: Well, what did you think of the play?

    Boris: Oh, it was weak. I was never interested. Although the part of the doctor was played with gusto and verve and the girl had a delightful cameo role. A puckish satire of contemporary mores. A droll spoof aimed more at the heart than the head.

    Soldier: As for me I'm planning to spend the next three days in a brothel. Care to come with me?

    Boris: No, I went to a brothel once in my life. I got hiccups you know, it was over like that.

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