Gelato Server Quotes in Rampage (2009)

Gelato Server: [Bill Williamson enters the coffee shop] Hey, how are you doing?

Bill Williamson: Great, man. Uh, Double-expresso Macchiato with extra foam.

Gelato Server: Sure, that'll be four-fifty.

[Williamson hands him money]

Gelato Server: Here's the change.

Bill Williamson: Thanks, man.

[Gelato server proceeds to make the macchiato]

Bill Williamson: Extra foam, man.

Gelato Server: Got it.

[hands him the macchiato]

Gelato Server: Here you go.

Bill Williamson: [Looks and see's there's barely foam] Uh, it's not what I ordered.

Gelato Server: Yeah, it is.

Bill Williamson: That's not a Macchiato, man. There's no foam in there at all.

Gelato Server: Yeah, there is. There's some right there.

Bill Williamson: No, no, no. A LOT of foam. Dude, look, this is like half-milk. That's not a Macchiato.

Gelato Server: But there's foam in there.

[Takes it and puts in more foam and gives it back]

Gelato Server: There you go, more foam.

Bill Williamson: Yeah, but take some of the milk out of it, man!

Gelato Server: I'm not taking any of the milk out if it. This is a perfectly good Macchiato.

Bill Williamson: Give me back my money, man.

Gelato Server: I'm not giving you your money back.

Bill Williamson: I'm not paying for something I didn't order, man! Give me back my money!

Gelato Server: I make the best coffee in this town, man. Take your coffee and go!

Bill Williamson: I don't give a fuck about what you make, bro! I didn't order it and I don't want it!

Gelato Server: I don't care! That's a good coffee bro! Take it!

Bill Williamson: Why don't you take it and stick it up your ass?

[Storms out]

Gelato Server: Here, take a fucking roll while you're going out the door!

[Throws roll at Williamson]

Gelato Server: [In the middle of the killing spree, Williamson walks into the same coffee shop from yesterday]

[Nervously]

Gelato Server: Uh, hey, man, how are you?

Bill Williamson: Oh, hey man! You remember me?

Gelato Server: Uh...

Bill Williamson: Why don't you make me a Double-expresso... Macchiato... with extra foam?

Gelato Server: Uh, you got it.

[Is about to go make it]

Bill Williamson: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Why don't you make it like your life depends on it?

[Gelato server starts to make the Macchiato]

Bill Williamson: With extra foam!

[continues to make it, still nervous]

Bill Williamson: You like to take your sweet fucking time, don't you?

Gelato Server: [Finishes] There you go.

[Gives him the macchiato]

Bill Williamson: [Looks at it and begins laughing manically] Why is it so difficult? I mean, how hard can it be?

[pause]

Bill Williamson: I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the fuck out of here.

[Points gun at him]

Bill Williamson: I'm gonna start counting right now. One...

Gelato Server: Are you serious?

Bill Williamson: [Yelling] Yeah! Yeah, I'm pretty fucking serious! One!

[Gelato Server begins to run]

Bill Williamson: Two, hurry up, motherfucker!

[Gelato Server is now running out into the streets]

Bill Williamson: Run, Forrest! Now you're getting it!

[Points gun]

Bill Williamson: FIVE, BITCH!

[kills Gelato Server]