Geiger Quotes in Judge Dredd (1995)

[Geiger gives Rico the package he ordered. The case slides open to reveal a Lawgiver gun. Rico reaches to pick it up]

Geiger: No, wait a second! Don't touch it.

Rico: Why not?

Geiger: Well, that's a Lawgiver. That's programed to only recognise a Judge's hand. You touch that, it'll take your arm off!

[Rico grabs the gun and points it in Geiger's face. The gun has accepted his grip]

Rico: Gee, how do you like that? I must be a Judge.

[he shoots Geiger]

Geiger: Clench, Peck, clench!

Geiger: Didn't you know that coffee gives you the squirts?

Peck: No.

Geiger: I've got one word of advice for you, Peck: Close that sphincter.

Geiger: Hey, think you could give us a ride back to school?

Becca: No.

Emily: Maybe... if Peck here shows us his enormous manhood.

Peck: Ummmmm... yeah, but you better stand back.

Geiger: Shoulda stayed in band, retard.

Peck: You should've been raised as a girl, homo.

Peck: Sorry about Halloween.

Geiger: Sorry about, um, kickin' your ass.

Peck: Well, I'm sorry about your yeast infection.